Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Update on Hollywood Criminals

Kitties, Sassy here.  I have an update on Nellie’s and my legal situation in Hollywood.  As you will remember, we were arrested after Nellie went Ninja cat on a cop. 

Luckily, Catman, a.k.a. King Spitty was able to break us out.  After sunning herself out by the pool, and having a few Nipitinis to calm down, Nellie went to visit her friend Cody.  I stayed out by the pool.  Soon a nice older mancat came up and asked why I looked so upset.  When I told him about what happened and about my fear of being re-arrested, he laughed and said not to worry, he could take care of it with one swipe of his paw. 
Well, I heard from him today and it is all taken care of!  As it turns out, his human was the Director of Information Services for LA Correctional System.  All he had to do was wait until his human left the computer on and presto! all records of our arrest have been wiped. 
BTW, when I talked to him last night he mentioned that the policeman Nellie went Ninja on is not doing well.  It seems that he has been put on administrative leave.  He has been seen running up and down the hallways meowing at the top of his voice.  He has told people he has a sister with curly fur and asked people to start calling him Yahama, Honda or some motorcycle name……
Nellie – I think you played too hard with the policeman and broke him.
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11 comments:

  1. Hannah and LucyMay 8, 2012 at 6:37 AM

    What are you doing chatting up strange men - you could end up on Miami Vice!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  2. Seville at Nerissa's LifeMay 8, 2012 at 6:53 AM

    That's so funny... Maybe the policeman is suffering from cat scratch fever?

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  3. Brian's Home BlogMay 8, 2012 at 7:00 AM

    Well I sure am glad all is well, but I know you could handle it!

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  4. Brian's Home BlogMay 8, 2012 at 7:01 AM

    Well I sure am glad all is well, but I know you could handle it!

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  5. GLOGIRLYMay 8, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    You've certainly been living life on the edge!!!
    "Wanted" in oh so many ways!
    ; ) Katie

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  6. SparkleMay 8, 2012 at 3:39 PM

    Los Angeles will never be the same after this!

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  7. The Island CatsMay 8, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    You two sure lucked out...we hope that policeman doesn't want to press charges against Nellie.

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  8. UnknownMay 8, 2012 at 7:30 PM

    Hmm, Me thinks that Harley has forgived me. But has yous for abandoning yous Sassy?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  9. Oui OuiMay 8, 2012 at 8:22 PM

    You are a couple of wild kitties! We think we would have a heart attack if all that happened to us. Or at least a nap.

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  10. DaisyMay 9, 2012 at 3:03 AM

    I think Harley is just sad because he has been wanting to use his handcuffs for so long! He's going to do some community service to make up for being such a bad police officer.

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  11. A Tonk's TailMay 9, 2012 at 3:33 PM

    BWAA-HAAA-HA! Just like Nellie, isn't it?!!

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