Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Elioth


Elioth, you are a Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere!  Elioth is the little brofur of the late beloved Lolo of the Weezdabadcats blog.  Eliot is a young cat with attitude to spare!  As he says:  "I'm only 8 months old, but I ALREADY have premium hotness qualities including, but not limited to, my smoldering eyes. I am a young mancat ready to conquer the world. I am so tough I don't even listen to my Mom when she tells me get off the kitchen table. Moreover, I am immune to her teaching tactics..she thinks that spraying me with water will get me to get down...ha! I just stare her in the eyes while she shoots me with a spray of silly water because I am like the Terminator of cats...you can't get me down!! I am a MANCAT!!   Oh, yeah...further proof that I am a mega-mancat is that I even boss the dogs around. Boy, they do NOT mess with me...ELIOTH. THE BOSS. (yes, that is a period at the end there because I AM THE BOSS - PERIOD!"
Elioth, your adoring ladycat fans wants to know: 
What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature?  My smoldering blue eyes.



 Describe your perfect ladycat.  Adoring, but a bit sassy because I like a girl who knows what she wants!
You are a very young Hot Mancat.  How old were you when you realized the ladies would love you?  Describe how you knew.    I am a hot mancat who just knows...we are born knowing. What helped though was Mom telling me that I am gorgeous. Also, Ginger - the dawg - is just crazy about me...I think she wishes she was a cat. haha! Fat chance, Baby! My sister Chouchou was absolutely no help...but sister's rarely are so I never listen to her because if I did, I wouldn't be here talking to you today. hehe.

 


What is your best pickup line with the ladycats ?    Pick-up line? Hm... I don't need one...I just give 'em a little bitey on the back of the neck and they fall for me.

What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you?    Pretend you don't see a hot mancat even when you are dying to look him in the eyes. I hate it when a ladycat won't let me give her my 'you want me' look so I do everything to get her attention. When the ladies throw themselves at me it is just too easy. Of course, that being said, when I'm offered a bit of chicken I'll go anywhere!



What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat wannabes out there?      Walk the walk, dudes!! I have perfected my lion-ly walk and I'm sure that the ladies can't resist it. I walk by them then I turn and look them deep in the eyes. They then just fall on the floor in front of me. Be cool, relaxed and don't ever, ever look scared or panicked...no matter how you feel...you freak and the ladies will, too. Hang loose and they'll be hanging with ya!! Good luck!

15 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Great interview, Elioth! And great choice, Sassy!

michico*Adan said...

Elioth is so handsome~!

Cathy Keisha said...

O.M.C.! A mancat who bites and stands up to the human. If I was 7 years younger, er, I wouldn't be here at all! HAH! I can be a cougar, but Elioth is way too young for a sassy—and stunning—cat such as myself.

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh! No! I have heard Nellie talk about Elioth! She wishes she was younger...
Sassy, I sure hope that you kept him away from Callie...he's not looking for dilute Calico girl cats is he?
Oh Dear!
Kisses
Nellie

Prancer Pie said...

He is so hawt, the ladeez are all fannin themselves!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh my gosh, what a hottie! Too cute!

Cory said...

All us girlcats here are a bit weak in the paws...he's so amazing for a kitten...can you imagine when he's a full on mancat!!!!!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Do you have royal blood Elioth as you look quite regal?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ewe iz de man Elioth......one handsum cat.... yes inn deed...

letz get R sisterz impresshun


N yes, her haz swooned...again !!!

;)

Cole Cat said...

Rawr, Elioth! Purrs from your admiring friends at Colehauscats.com

Nerissa said...

Well, those are mighty blue smoldering eyes for sure. I won't be lettin' any of my sisters or aunties see this post. They'll be all over you if they see this. All over you like silver on the vine. purrs

Daisy said...

Is it hot in here? No, it's just you, Elioth!

Clarissa said...

Elioth is a very handsome mancat indeed!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey there, Smoldering Eyes. You sound like a tough dude.

Kjelle Bus said...

Elioth sure is a very handsome mancat and I know it´s all about his blue eye´s :)