Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Dante

Kitties - we have our first Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere - Lacocoon Dante, known as Dante to his friends.  Dante has his own blog here.  His peeps is Wendy CCL, the Avatar Queen.  Although Dante has had his heart stolen by the lovely Sascha of Brian's Home, we ladycats can still admire him from afar and wish! 


Dante, your many ladycat fans want to know: 

What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature?   Efurryone tells me that I have a handsome face, but then peoples like my very floofy body, too – especially my mane.  And then some folks go gaga over my huge paws and my furrisome tocks.  So, I don’t really know.  I just has to go with what peoples comment about.  My mama says my face is the most handsomest she’s ever seen, but I never looks at myself so I has to take her words for it.
 

Describe your perfect ladycat.   Well, my sweetheart Sascha is the embodiment of my purrfect ladycat.  She is most booteous.  She has lotsa furs like me, but they are a lovely light shade of apurricot, and her belly is to die for; it is so floofalicious.  Sascha also has bootiful blue eyes that make me melt, and a little heart-shaped nose.  But most of all, she has a good heart and loves me just like I love her.  I like it that Sascha’s eyes light up efurry time she sees me and that she’s very cuddlesome.  Between the two of us, we are one big ball of fur, I tell you!  She also keeps me in line and licks me into shape when I needs it (purrsonal hygiene is very impawtant).  My purrfect ladycat is a purrfect life partner – and that is Sascha.

 What would be your idea of the perfect date?   My idea of a purrfect date is to has dinner with my sweetheart, so our tummies is full, and then go fur a nice long walk and find someplace purrivate where we can snuggle and talk until the sun comes up.   Sometimes we double or triple date with my furblings and their significant udders (no, I’m not calling them fat!) – like we will on Halloween when we go trick or treating, but the best times are when Sascha and I are alone together.
 
What is your best pickup line with the ladycats (used only before Sascha came along, of course!)?
I fancy myself a real gentlemancat so I don’t has a pickup line.   I also don’t has any putdown lines because I like to be respectful.   I prefur to be genuine and if that attracts a ladycat then that’s great.  It’s what I love about Sascha – she loves me for who I really yam and vice versa.  I had a girlfriend before Sascha, but I hardly ever got to see her and then we just lost touch.  Sometimes things just don’t work out.


What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you?    My advice is to just be yourself and don’t put on airs  (like farting in public).   That can be kind of off-putting to some mancats (or any cat for that matter).  If you really has to do it, just excuse yourself first and go to the ladycat litterbox.   Don’t chase the mancat -- let him chase you.  Allow your feminine wiles to do their work.  Lifting your tail (without farting) will usually do the trick.
What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat wannabe’s out there?    Don’t be too aggressive or be a pest.  No ladycat wants a mancat who is too clingy (especially if he is clinging to her neck).    Stand proudly and have confidence in yourself.  There’s nothing hotter than a mancat who believes in himself.   Grooming is also very impawtant.  Make sure there’s no food stuck in your teeth or your fur because that can be a real turn-off (although it may come in handy as a late night snack).  A good brushing is essential. If you want to be a matinee-idol type, (ironically) you must first get rid of your mats.  No ladycat wants to run her claws through your furs and hit a snag.   Most of all, allow your purrsonality to shine because that will help you find your way when the going gets tough.  Besides, ladycats love a mancat with a glow about him.  High beams on, boys!

Oh, wow, a handsome mancat who is devoted to his ladycat and a gentleman!  What more can a ladycat ask for? 
Know someone who is a Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere?  Nominate them by sending an email to:  loca4gato at gmail dot com

25 comments:

Mr. Black said...

Dante looks like a lion! I can see why ladycats might go for him.

Prancer Pie said...

Great interview and sum really useful advice. The ladeez here are swooning over Dante!

michico*Adan said...

I really do think Dante is really manly, his face, his shape and his fur~~ All makes me think about lion~~~

Sparkle said...

GREAT choice for your first Blogosphere Mancat!

The Cat From Hell said...

Great Choice, but Dante is taken! Sassy hos yous gonna find a boy cat if yous chooses taken cats?
kisses
Nellie

Brian said...

Hello Dante, it's me Sascha, I kicked Brian of the computer for a minute so I could stop by with a smoochie for you. I love you big guy!!!

Sascha

CATachresis said...

Dante you are surely one hot mancat!!! Your floof is making my Staff go all weak at the knees!! Silly human!! >^,,^<

da tabbies o trout towne said...

callie...that dante is one handsome ......

swoon........

dai$y

=^..*=

Marilia said...

Wonderful!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Too bad Dante is already taken. He sure is one handsome mancat. But he's only the first interview, so maybe there's a single hot mancat out there for me.

Cyndi

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

Oh my! Ash is fanning herself-- he is one cute guy! Ooo-la la!!
Me-owww
purrrs xx

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

And have a happy Howl-o-ween!

Cathy Keisha said...

Dante looks a bit like my Honey's brofur Parker only Dante has a nicer mane but don't tell Parks that.

Karen Jo said...

Oja here. I think Dante is a really hot mancat. Happy Halloween!

Laila and Minchie said...

We all think handsome mancat, Dante, is THE hottest one of all!

Eric and Flynn said...

Dante is a very handsome mancat. There will be a lot of ladycats swooning when they see his interview.

Texas, a Cat in New York said...

Dante, you should write some kind of purrsonal development book! Your advice is priceless!
Purrs

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Dante - this is the Rumblemum. I didn't think it would be possible to love you more, yet after reading this I do *sigh*

*whispers* Don't tell Rumbles! He's the jealous type! So is Hammy so maybe don't tell him either...

Katie and Glogirly said...

Dante is a true GentleMancat. So handsome, so sweet. Sacha is one lucky ladycat!
; ) Katie

Cherry City Kitties said...

the Momma just wants to ruffle your floofiness everytime she sees you! We think she sees us too often to think we are handsome mancats anymore. We're just "the boys". We're a teeny bit jealous, but she sure does snuggle us alot!
Harry, Dexter and Tipp

savannahspawtracks.com said...

ohhh...he is so handsome! He looks so much like Popcorn, my before me OTRB brother...he was like a lion too...and big!

(A)FSS and Alasandra said...

Dante is a very nice guy and very handsome. Mommy loves his fluffy tail.

Kwee Cats and Life said...

Yup, Dante is definitely a very HOT mancat! Yup.

Teri and the cats of Curlz and Swirlz said...

Coco and Teri always stare and swoon when they see Dante! Us Boycats just think he is Awesome and try hard to emulate him! We are soooo glad he was chosen to be the 1st Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere as the title certainly fits and he raises the bar for the rest of us (hint hint say Disco and Brighton...)

Nerissa said...

WOW! Dante is like a lion, I think! purrs