Sunday, October 21, 2012
Sassy's Monday Musings: Stupid Human Grooming Habits
Trim my fierce claws: kitties, it was a terrible ordeal. There I was peacefully laying on the couch dozing and dreaming about a certain mancat, when suddenly I was grabbed. One human held me and the other grabbed at my paw and trimmed away my beautiful, long nails. Doesn't she know how often I had to sharpen those beauties on the couch arm to get them so long?
Brush my long silky furs: Next, as I sat innocently in the middle of the living room floor, she pounces on me with a furminator. Soon there was a pile of my special furs next to me. She says she is doing this so than I will not get hairballs, I say she is collecting them to make something to cover her ugly while, bare skin.
Cut off my pantaloon hair: the final humilation for today was she trimmed my extra fluffy pantaloon furs. She says that "we" must keep the furs "back there" short so that I do not carry around any "visitors" from the litter box. I think that she is just jealous of my lovely pantaloons. If she was really worried about this, she would let me use toilet paper for this problem!
What tortures does your human put you through?