Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Spitty

Kitties - Sassy here.  Sorry we are a little late posting this week's Hot Mancat.  See, here is what happened.  When I heard that it was going to be Spitty, I swiped Mom's computer and well, I may have drooled just a little too much over his pictures.  Do you know how long it takes for a keyboard to dry out? 

Spitty, you are a Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere!  Your adoring ladycat fans wants to know: 

What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature?    Without a doubt, my floofy tail (or tailio, as I like to call it). It is floofy, and luxuriant and long. I swish it with glee!

 

Without going into specific details because we all know how that will get you into trouble, describe your perfect ladycat.     My purrfect LadyCat is one who shares my joie de vivre and my snarky sense of humor. She has a spirit of adventure but doesn't mind that I am skeered of bags and boxes. She has to understand that while I love my Human in my way, I cannot be a lap cat or a snuggler with the Humans, and I will probably not luff her Human(s). Also, she sees monogamy as one of those Stoopy Human Rules that do not apply to us superior beings. I have plenty of love in my heart for all my LadyCats!

 

What would be your idea of the perfect date?  Has being the King helped you get dates?     Well, the purrfect date would be meeting up at Castle Spitty late at night, sharing a dab of Turkey Gerbers and a little sip of half-and-half from the same bowl. Then we would curl up in my pink beddy and give each other a good face-grooming and ear-washing. They we would have a nice nap. Sometimes, I like virtual outdoor activities like camping or clubbing and I'm open to new adventures. But mostly I'm kind of a homebody. I luff to share my toys! 

Do you find that your royal title helps attact the ladies and what is your best pickup line with the ladycats?     No, mostly the LadyCats aren't too interested in my Royal Station in Life. They are not social-climbers--they're more curtain climbers. Alas, 'tis true and pity 'tis 'tis true. Or whatever. Meow.   Spitty would nefur stoop to anything so low as a "pickup line." Spitty always speaks from his little ManCatly heart. We will leave "pickup lines" to insincere, lounge-lizard Humans.

What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you?     Oh heck, I'm easy! I can be snagged with a little trill or purr and a come-hither look! I like long fur, short fur, chubby kitties, slender kitties, white, black, calico, tabbies, torties, siamese, you name it! So my advice is Be Yourself and Spitty (or some other ManCat--or ManCats) will come running to your side!

 

What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat wannabe’s out there?     Oh my, just be honest and sincere and attentive and treat the LadyCats with respect. Save your snarkiness and superior catitude for the Humans, and give the LadyCats luff and affection and attention.

 

Kitties - Sassy here again.  Well, at this point, I usually encourage you to snag this hot mancat, but I think Spitty has already added all of the ladycats to his harem!