Friday, April 5, 2013

Friday Songs With Callie: Sassy Eats Another Meal

Kitties - Don't think that I have not noticed that Sassy has been talking a lot of smack about me lately!  So I would like to dedicate this song to Sassy - the eating machine!  It used to be "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen.  I would say sing along Sassy, except you are busy eating....


 
Sassy walks into the kitchen
The floors shake when she walks,                     
How can she be hungry again?                                    
Machine mouth ready to go

Are you ready                                      

Ready to feed Sassy                 
Is the world cat food supply stocked up now?                          
Put Royal Canin on double shifts                                             
Sassy is eating again

Sassy eats yet another meal                                   

Sassy eats yet another meal                 
And another meal eaten, and another one eaten                     
Sassy eats yet another meal                                         
Hey, she gonna eat your food too                                            
Sassy eats yet another meal







Remember to Sing Loud, Sing Long and Sing Often!!
 
 
 
Disclaimer from Sassy:  I would just like to say that at our last visit to the V.E.T., she said that I was the PERFECT weight and that I did not need to diet.  Just because, unlike a certain Spotted Airhead, I don't wish to be a skinny Paris fur model........
 
 
 
 
 

17 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Oh Callie, that was funny! Happy Friday!

colehauscats said...

We thinks we can hear you singing all the way over here! And once again...Lalalalala....! MOL!

Brian said...

That was a darn good tune and I'm gonna sing it the rest of the day!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

callie...well. honest lee, we can ree late ta sassy coz when uz boyz iz knot at de feed trough we iz sleepin N when we iz knot sleepin we iz takin care oh biznezz in de boz N then we hafta beef up sum mor sew itz bak ta de feed trough

hope everee one haza grate week oh end !

William said...

Ha ha ha ha! You're so funny, Callie!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Callie, you had better watch out - Sassy may give you a whoppin'! And you really don't want her throwing her weight around! *snerk*

Kjelle Bus said...

*MOL*
Too funny :)

CATachresis said...

Don't you listen to her Sassy! I like my women buxom and comely!! ;) >^,,^<

Derby, Ducky said...

We eat often, but not a lot at any one time. Our weights are just fine.

The Florida Furkids said...

Ellie and Allie are little teeny girls and Raz is just right. We'll sing along with you!

The Florida Furkids

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Naughty! MOL, ok, funny too!

The Island Cats said...

We loved that one, Callie...sorry, Sassy. Teehee....

Cathy Keisha said...

HAH! That is funny. And another one bites …

Texas, a Cat in New York said...

MOL! I am going to sing this song to Milou! Maybe he should meet Sassy ;-)

Thanks for coming to my pawty and for your wishes =^.^=
Purrs

The Cat From Hell said...

Sassy!
These younglings! They has no idea how a real fat should looks!
Kisses
Nellie

Loving Max said...

You are just too hilarious! Love it! I can just hear the song!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Grrreat stuff! Better duck when Sassy hears it MOL
We will use this one on our Rumpy as he is getting Bumpy... In the Middle