Monday, April 29, 2013

Monday Musings With Sassy: Mencats!

Kitties - Today's musing subject is about mencats.  Here around Casa Sassy and Callie mancat problems are in bloom!  I don't know what is going on with Callie - I mean who can keep up with her drama?  Something about Sweet Ba-Boo, ginsu knives and trout loving hussies. 

On my end, as I am sure everyone knows, I have a not so secret crush on a certain Welsh mancat.  He is handsome, brave and very witty.  Unfortunately, there is not a romantic bone in his body!  Sigh.  He even forgot to invite me to his birthday party as his date!  When I go on my much anticipated Furrari ride with Spitty I think I am going to try to talk him into conducting a "How To Be A Romantic Mancat, 101" seminar.  And to my handsome Welsh mancat.....ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY!

13 comments:

The Cat From Hell said...

Dearest Sweet Pea!
I was not looking at other girl cats and drooling! Queen Penelope made that up!
I think she is jealous that you and me have such a great relationship or she is mad she was not the first sexy lady cat of the blogosphere.
Please know I would never ever do anything like that!
Your forever devoted lover boy!
Kisses and head butts
Kozmo

da tabbies o trout towne said...

sassy...want we shuld give Austin sum lessonz in love....we could.. even tho we iz confirmed nut cases...we meen confirmed bacherlorz N canna date til we iz 30... N speekin oh de trout lovin huzzies.....dai$y sends meowz and we dinna get a invite ta Austins partee let a lone a date.....sew we noe wear ewe R comin frum....

:)

!!!

The Island Cats said...

We hope your "secret" crush is reading this, Sassy, because we're sure there's lots of mencats that would like to be your mancat.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Sassy, I am afraid I can totally relate to Austin from a girlcat point of view... romance is just not in our genes.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

No worries. I gotcher back, my sweet Darling--though I am not so sure I want to teach Mr. Wales Boy how to be romantic, ya know what I mean?

colehauscats said...

Uh oh! Sounds like someone needs "schooled!"

Loving Max said...

Sassy you better train him right now! :)

Katie Isabella said...

Oh my...drama..and I got in on the beginning. YES! xoxox

CATachresis said...

Oh Sassy! I came over in all of a floof to think you still have a yen for me even though I am as thick as two short planks in the romance department.

I think we need to talk. So what I suggest is this. If you come to my pawty on Wednesday and you like what you see, perhaps we could have a slow dance together and then we … errr … can take it from there. What do you think? Spitty is going to be there, but can't guarantee he will be in a position to give good advice!!!!!!

See you sweet Sass ???? Please???

The Welsh Boyo xoxox >^,.^<

michico*Adan said...

Oah-ooo, not invite you?
Sound he will have a major class to work on~

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Aww Sassy! Star is on her way over with a pitcher of catnip margaritas to commiserate with you and do some mancat bashing if you need to! Hugs and purrs girlfriend!

Marilia said...

Sassy, you´re awesome baby!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Well Sassy I admit we are a bit thick sometimes. Some more than others.
Purrs that your Man-Cat gets the hint!