Thursday, February 9, 2012

Friday Songs With Callie: Brown Cat

Kitties:  Today's song needs a little 'plaining.  Sassy and I have been arguing a lot the last couple of days.  She says its because I'm a little brat, I say its because she is bitterly jealous of my beautiful colored spots, since she is just a plain ole brown cat.  Mommie says she is going to make us go into "relationship" counseling! Today's song, sung to the tune of Elvis Presley's Hound Dog,  is one that I admit I have been taunting Sassy with today.  Maybe this has something to do with Sassy's attitude?  Nah, that couldn't have anything to do with it!

You ain’t nothin’ but a brown cat
Meowin’ all the time
You ain’t nothin’ but a brown cat
Meowin’ all the time
Well, you ain’t never caught a mousie
And you ain’t no friend of mine 

You said I attacked you Sassy
Well, that was just a lie
You said I started it Sassy
Well, that was just a lie.
You ain’t never caught a mousie
And you ain’t no friend of mine.

Remember to Sing Loud, Sing Long and Sing Often!

From the Mommie:  Trouble wasn't kidding - they have been spitting at each other all day.  Next week, Trouble and
Sassy will be blogging about the results of their counseling
sessions.  It is going to be in a "Can This Marriage Be Saved?"
format.  On Monday, Sassy will tell her story, on Tuesday,
Trouble will talk and on Wednesday, the counselor will
sum everything up.  Stay Tuned!

11 comments:

Brian said...

Loved the song!!! Hey, no hissy fits you two!

Sparkle said...

This counseling should be interesting, especially as I have the feeling that neither Callie nor Sassy are willing to strike a compromise....

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh me loves the song! Me thinks me should sing it about tuxies! And Me is looking to next week!
Kisses
Nellie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

That's your best song yet, Callie. But I think you'd better start humming a few bars of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" if you know what's good for you, MOL!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Great song!
one thing about counseling with kitties, I bet it's not uncomfortable for them to lay on the couch for the session!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Have a big whiff of nip Callie and relax. Sisfurs can be a pain in the butt!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Bengal Business said...

OMC! We laughed so loud! And we are singing it loud to!

Purrs Lars and Odin

Eric and Flynn said...

We like your version the best and we were singing loud!

Lily said...

Thanks for visiting me! I lived with my aunt kitty for a little while, and we never got along. Now I'm all by myself. I hope the counseling works for you two!

Kjelle Bus said...

Great text to that old Elvis tune :)

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Does Sassy ever sing back to you?