Thursday, February 2, 2012

Trouble's Thursday Tall Tale's

OR

My Whirlwind European Tour


Kitties, I am sorry that I am a little late posting this.  I just returned from a quick tour of Europe and was completely jet lagged last night.  (Mommie:  Trouble is an indoor cat, she has never left the city of Dallas). 
My first stop in Europe was the beautiful Lake Como in Italy.  I had to go there to talk to George Clooney.   He has been calling me non-stop about a new movie – “Ocean Fourteen and A Cat” that he is desperate to do with me.  I have told and told George that my schedule is just to full right now to shoot a movie.   Lake Como was gorgeous as ever, but I must say, between George’s crying and begging,  it just wasn’t as relaxing as I hoped.  (Mommie:  George Clooney has never called Trouble.)
Next I flew my private jet over to Germany to visit with Heidi Klum.  We became good friends when we were filming “Project Runway” together and she is going through a really tough divorce right now.  We did a 2 day pub crawl through Munich and about a squillion “Seal Who?” beer shots.  (Mommie:   Trouble, the closest you have come to meeting Heidi is sitting on my lap while I watched Project Runway re-runs.)
After my Germany visit, I needed to rest up a little, so I decided to take a few days off in Wales.  All of the local hotels were full, so I was invited to stay in a lovely old farmhouse with a local newly married couple.  They invited me to call them Willie and Catie.  (Mommie:  Trouble, I am pretty sure that anyone with a title of Prince, does not go by the name “Willie”.)
My last stop was in Paris.  Several big name designers are preparing for their Spring shows, and of course I was asked by a consortium of them to come over and consult.  I will give all of my friends in the blogging world a fashion heads up.  Of course, calico prints are again hot, hot, hot this year.  And Sassy, you will be happy to know that stripes are making a small comeback.  (Mommie:  Your calico prints prediction wouldn’t have anything to do with you being a Calico cat would it?)

11 comments:

Kjelle Bus said...

My mom has been to Lago de Como too , she didn´t meet George Clooney either :)

Brian said...

Well I,ll bet you had a mighty fine time!!!

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Brian said...

Oops, never mind, you are entered in the contest. Must have been the jet lag!

Laila and Minchie said...

Obviously your mom doesn't know about the powers of teleporting! Great trip!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Mum's don't know everything (thank goodness).
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Sparkle said...

Callie, you have a very glamorous life! I am ignoring your human, she is a spoilsport.

Eric and Flynn said...

It sounds like you had a wonderful time Callie. Mums don't understand the way we travel all over the world without their knowledge.

The Cat From Hell said...

Sounds like a mighty fine dream to me! Me was dreaming about King Kong and New Your last night!
Kisses
Nellie

The Island Cats said...

That was quite the trip you had, Trouble! ;)

Oui Oui said...

Sounds like you had a wonderful trip! We'll keep this short cause you are probably in need of a nap, but we think your mom might be a little delusional. Try to make an appointment for her, ok?

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Wow, how busy you are! (or at least how busy your imagination is!) I agree with your mommy, Willy is probably not the right name.. I'd call him Bill. And her Cat MOL (anyone else think of Bill the Cat?? or is that just my twisted mind?)