Sassy wears a brown fur suit,
Together we have to sing this song.
Ordered by the Court,
To sing our part,
This is Assignment #2 we are doing here.
‘Cause we got friends in low places,
Where the Catnip Smells,
But we’ll be okay,
Now we’re not big on social graces,
There’s kitty litter all over the floor,
Oh we got friends,
In low places.
Remember to Sing Loud, Sing Long and Sing Often
(unless you are Sassy, in which case -- don't, just don't)
Smacky Paw Update
Three Days Until The Torture Starts
Okay, so I agreed to No Smacky Paw for 5 days. But I didn't agree to no bunnykicking....or no bitey....or no holding her down until she squeals like a pig...