Saturday, September 15, 2012

A Post From Callie

Kitties - My  catnapper has allowed me to post this on my blog - I wanted to post it on Kozmo's blog, but the catnapper said no, the FBI might be able to trace it.    I can't give any clues about where we are because the Egg Roll breath, ugly fur wearing, stupid nerd has demanded to read it first before I can post it.

Once we got to our next stop, he logged on to Nellie's blog to stare for a while at her pictures.  While he was doing this, I was calmly reading over his shoulder and commenting on things (he said this should read breathing down his neck and screeching in his ear, but whatever, he is a bit of a drama queen!) 

And then, Kitties, my heart stopped.  I read the comment that mean ol' King Spitty left about how Kozmo should just forget about me and get himself a new girlcat friend because I am too much trouble.  And I got to thinking.....I did misbehave and sneaked outside to explore the eggroll.  And he is having to run all over the country looking for me.....


Kozmo, I am sorry I was naughty and gotted caughted. I am sorry you having to search so hard for me.   Please do not listen to Spitty and get a new girlcat friend! 

P.S. - The catnapper wanted me to leave this question for Nellie:  Just who was that male cat in the Nellliemobile with you???  You know, if he didn't know any better, he would think that you have not been true to him all of these years the way he has been.... (don't worry, I turned my hysterical laughter at this comment into a cough sound!)

15 comments:

Katie Isabella said...

Callie. My gosh, you saw that comment? I saw it too and I thought you would be spared due to your circumstances. Nellie is going to have to do some adjustments and further things to appease the catnapper on your behalf. Kozmo will be true, don't worry.

savannahspawtracks.com said...

Ppsssssttt! Callie...looks over shoulder.....whispers to Callie in case she is allowed to listen to her blog...I have been contacted by HQ...we will soon be working with agent Kozmo to find you. Oh, sorry you have to hang with egg roll breath a bit longer....tosses Callie some breath mints...hope you can catch these....shhhhhhhh....Savannah

Katnip Lounge said...

Callie, don't worry. ManCats like "difficult" girlfriends. I know!

XX Salem the Sultry Tux

The Cat From Hell said...

Dearest Sweet Pea!
Oh my glorious sultry toned Callie, my heart belongs to you and only to you!
I think Spitty is jealous of what you and I have and that Queen Penelope is now engaged to Allred, well...
I am searching relentlessly for you and now that Queen Penelope has finished with Austin's Campaign she is less distracted and says she has some ideas...
(Don't tell her, but I think she is really very smart).
Kisses and I miss you!
Your Sweet Ba-Boo

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

The truth will set you free, Callie, the truth will set you free. Just sayin'.

Nerissa said...

It's bad enough that you have been catnapped but now you have to be assaulted by breath of egg rolls? Don't worry Callie. I know the FBI is working hard on the case and they'll rescue you soon... very, very soon. I'm sure of it. purrs

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

*KOFF*KOFF* um, how DID you keep a straight face at that comment, Callie??~?~

The Island Cats said...

Callie! We hope you are found soon!!

Brian said...

Oh Callie, I thought I saw you outside my window, but it wasn't you. Sigh.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Goodness, he hasn't tried to send you back yet? He's really determined isn't he? MOL

CATachresis said...

Don't worry Callie, that mean old catnapper will lose concentration and you can make your escape in the Nelliemobile with Kozmo ..... or maybe Austin .. one tux looks much like another!!! *gasps and rushes out*

Willow said...

Callie you know Spitty likes to tease sometimes. There is no way that Kozmo would get a new girl just cause you got Catnapped

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

Dearest Callie~
we all know that Kozmo would have to be outta his minds to get a new girl. You are his girlfriend, and as soon as you are released from captivity, Kozmo and you shall be reunited at last.
Xoxo
~Ash, Sherlock, and Traveler

Eric and Flynn said...

Don't worry Callie. We know Kozmo won't give up until he finds you.

Terri said...

Kozmo is smitten with you, Callie. He can't help but search all over for you :)