Sunday, September 9, 2012
Callie Here - Is Anyone Home???
Hello....Is anyone there??
Kitties - you will never believe what has happened to me! I have been CatNapped! Can someone tell my Sweet Ba-Boo to come save me - I do not like it here. I know that Kozmo is looking for me because he is so smart and brave.
I found an old video phone with just a little bit of battery left to send this plea for help.
The cat that catnapped me is one of Nellie's old boycat friends. And Nellie - girlfriend - I have got to say, your taste in boycat friends sure has improved! Do you know he smells just like eggrolls? And his fur - aiyee - do not get me started on that! It is completely dull, why I bet he hasn't been to a cat spa for a conditioning treatment in weeks! It is not shiny and beautiful like my Kozzie's at all. And all he talks about is Nellie this and Nellie that...don't you just hate it when cats go on and on about their sweetheart?
Kozzie, come get me. I am in...........