Hello....Is anyone there??
Kitties - you will never believe what has happened to me! I have been CatNapped! Can someone tell my Sweet Ba-Boo to come save me - I do not like it here. I know that Kozmo is looking for me because he is so smart and brave.
I found an old video phone with just a little bit of battery left to send this plea for help.
The cat that catnapped me is one of Nellie's old boycat friends. And Nellie - girlfriend - I have got to say, your taste in boycat friends sure has improved! Do you know he smells just like eggrolls? And his fur - aiyee - do not get me started on that! It is completely dull, why I bet he hasn't been to a cat spa for a conditioning treatment in weeks! It is not shiny and beautiful like my Kozzie's at all. And all he talks about is Nellie this and Nellie that...don't you just hate it when cats go on and on about their sweetheart?
Kozzie, come get me. I am in...........
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13 comments:
Mommy says she'd marry a man that smells like eggrolls!
She is weird.
WHERE ARE YOU???????
Darn techy things, try again sweetie!
You may refers to me as King Prince Spitty-the-Kitty, or King Spitty, or--well, heck, you can call me anyfing U want.
Kozmo and I are looking for you (although we are thinking your Catnapper might be getting a little tired of you by now?)
Sassy and I are having a lot of fun in your absence, I must say. XOXOXO
Darn, Callie! You spent too much time talking about Mr. Eggroll-smeller! Now how are we gonna be able to find you??
Just keep talking Callie! I'm sure your kidnapper will relent and turn you loose after listening to your dulset tones for hours and hours and hours.... ;)
Oh No! I am devastated!
I am so sorry my sister is such a wanton cat! She can't even remember!
And is she worried?
No!!!! Shes off gallivanting in her Nellie Mobile with Austin!
I am heart broken. I hope Spitty can help me....
Kozmo
Now I finally meet Kozmo's sweetheart. He sure has an eye for beauty. Don't worry, your cat in armour is coming for your rescue.
Sankissjuice
This whole adventure is making my human hungry for egg rolls! *sigh* She is so clueless...
Oh noes....we hope Kozmo gets there soon!!
Hehehe! Have a great Monday!
We hope Kozmo flies in to rescue you Callie.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
callie, we think ewe iz just south south east of.................
crackle:
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Callie!!!!! What you need to do ..i..s. …ge..t.. to t. . .e.
Did you get that???
>^,,^<
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