Sunday, September 9, 2012

Callie Here - Is Anyone Home???



Hello....Is anyone there?? 

Kitties - you will never believe what has happened to me!  I have been CatNapped!  Can someone tell my Sweet Ba-Boo to come save me - I do not like it here.  I know that Kozmo is looking for me because he is so smart and brave. 

I found an old video phone with just a little bit of battery left to send this plea for help. 

The cat that catnapped me is one of Nellie's old boycat friends.  And Nellie - girlfriend - I have got to say, your taste in boycat friends sure has improved!  Do you know he smells just like eggrolls?  And his fur - aiyee - do not get me started on that!  It is completely dull, why I bet he hasn't been to a cat spa for a conditioning treatment in weeks!  It is not shiny and beautiful like my Kozzie's at all.  And all he talks about is Nellie this and Nellie that...don't you just hate it when cats go on and on about their sweetheart?

Kozzie, come get me.  I am in...........






13 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Mommy says she'd marry a man that smells like eggrolls!

She is weird.

WHERE ARE YOU???????

Brian said...

Darn techy things, try again sweetie!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You may refers to me as King Prince Spitty-the-Kitty, or King Spitty, or--well, heck, you can call me anyfing U want.

Kozmo and I are looking for you (although we are thinking your Catnapper might be getting a little tired of you by now?)

Sassy and I are having a lot of fun in your absence, I must say. XOXOXO

The Island Cats said...

Darn, Callie! You spent too much time talking about Mr. Eggroll-smeller! Now how are we gonna be able to find you??

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Just keep talking Callie! I'm sure your kidnapper will relent and turn you loose after listening to your dulset tones for hours and hours and hours.... ;)

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh No! I am devastated!
I am so sorry my sister is such a wanton cat! She can't even remember!
And is she worried?
No!!!! Shes off gallivanting in her Nellie Mobile with Austin!
I am heart broken. I hope Spitty can help me....
Kozmo

Sankissjuice said...

Now I finally meet Kozmo's sweetheart. He sure has an eye for beauty. Don't worry, your cat in armour is coming for your rescue.

Sankissjuice

Sparkle said...

This whole adventure is making my human hungry for egg rolls! *sigh* She is so clueless...

Random Felines said...

Oh noes....we hope Kozmo gets there soon!!

Repositório said...

Hehehe! Have a great Monday!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We hope Kozmo flies in to rescue you Callie.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

da tabbies o trout towne said...

callie, we think ewe iz just south south east of.................

crackle:

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CATachresis said...

Callie!!!!! What you need to do ..i..s. …ge..t.. to t. . .e.

Did you get that???

>^,,^<