Kitties - this is the Mommie here. I did not post yesterday, because Callie had herself quite a day yesterday. I was too busy running from one mess to another too fit a post in! I am sure that Callie must of made herself up a schedule in order to be able to fit in all of this mischief. I think it went something like this........
5:38 am - Wake up Mommie. Why? I don't know, just seemed like fun at the time.
5:49 am - Bite Sassy's tail. Why? Why not?
6:09 am - Meow as loud as possible for no reason what so ever.
6:37 am - Get receipt off of Mommie's desk and tear into very small pieces. Scatter the pieces as much as possible.
7:02 am - Make a running charge at Sassy so that she has to jump out of the way.
7:39 am - Go into dining room and jump on table, even though I am not allowed on it. Why? Because I can.
8:12 am - Pry open kitchen cabinet door, get inside and make desperate crying noise until Mommie comes. Calmly walk out when she opens the door.
8:54 am - Sneak up on Sassy as she is sleeping and whap her. Why? Because I am bored.
10:30 am - Sneak into the garage when Mommie goes out there, even though I am not allowed out there. Run and hide in an area that Mommie can not get to.
10:54, 11:39, 12:31, 12:59 - Do not answer Mommie as she desperately calls for me in the garage.
1:20 pm - Stand at garage doorway wailing and demanding to be let in immediately.
2:36 pm - Steal Sassy's favorite nip toy. Why? Because its there.
3:40 pm - Try to get out the back door when Mommie opens it, even though I am a strictly indoors only cat. Make Mommie chase me around patio a few times.
4:59 pm - Knock items off dresser. Why? They make a funny noise when they hit the floor.
6:33 pm - Bat food off of Mommie's plate when she answers phone.
10:28 pm - Steal Sassy's bed. Why? Well, it must be comfortable since she sleeps in it all of the time. Plus she is mean to me - I don't know why......
I am exhausted. Does any one know of a good cat demon exorcist?