Thursday, September 27, 2012

Callie's Back And She Has A Schedule!

Kitties - this is the Mommie here.  I did not post yesterday, because Callie had herself quite a day yesterday.  I was too busy running from one mess to another too fit a post in!  I am sure that Callie must of made herself up a schedule in order to be able to fit in all of this mischief.  I think it went something like this........

5:38 am - Wake up Mommie.  Why?  I don't know, just seemed like fun at the time. 

5:49 am - Bite Sassy's tail.  Why?  Why not?

6:09 am - Meow as loud as possible for no reason what so ever.

6:37 am - Get receipt off of Mommie's desk and tear into very small pieces.  Scatter the pieces as    much as possible.

7:02 am - Make a running charge at Sassy so that she has to jump out of the way. 

7:39 am - Go into dining room and jump on table, even though I am not allowed on it.  Why?  Because I can.

8:12 am - Pry open kitchen cabinet door, get inside and make desperate crying noise until Mommie comes.  Calmly walk out when she opens the door. 

8:54 am - Sneak up on Sassy as she is sleeping and whap her.  Why?  Because I am bored.

10:30 am - Sneak into the garage when Mommie goes out there, even though I am not allowed out there.  Run and hide in an area that Mommie can not get to. 

10:54, 11:39, 12:31, 12:59  - Do not answer Mommie as she desperately calls for me in the garage. 

1:20 pm - Stand at garage doorway wailing and demanding to be let in immediately.

2:36 pm - Steal Sassy's favorite nip toy.  Why?  Because its there.

3:40 pm - Try to get out the back door when Mommie opens it, even though I am a strictly indoors only cat.  Make Mommie chase me around patio a few times. 

4:59 pm - Knock items off dresser.  Why?  They make a funny noise when they hit the floor. 

6:33 pm - Bat food off of Mommie's plate when she answers phone.  

10:28 pm - Steal Sassy's bed. Why?  Well, it must be comfortable since she sleeps in it all of the time.  Plus she is mean to me - I don't know why......

I am exhausted.  Does any one know of a good cat demon exorcist? 

17 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You're blaming cute little Callie? Callie was catnapped and only just rescued by Nellie & Kozmo. Obviously this is a Callie impersonator. Or perhaps she is so traumatized!

Just a couple of guesses. :)

Hannah and Lucy said...

10.29 p.m. - Callie sent to the naughty step!!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Brian said...

My goodness, what a very full schedule!

Katnip Lounge said...

ha. We're sending Maui over. They SHOULD tire each other out! No...don't send the she-devil HERE! We're tired too.

The Island Cats said...

It sounds like a typical day for Callie! ;)

Eric and Flynn said...

Poor Callie, it must be stress from your experience. You must be exhausted.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Someone's just full of kittenish charm... or is that ornery-ness? She may be a brat, but she's young, she'll outgrow it. I hope for your sake!

Sparkle said...

What was going on between 6:33 pm and 10:28 pm? Callie, were you slacking off?

Laila and Minchie said...

Every once in awhile we need to keep the moms on their toesies!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Where's the nap time, Callie???
I need a nap just reading about your day!
; ) Katie

da tabbies o trout towne said...

itz noe wunder ewe iz tired....we looked this schedule over bout 27 times N we dont see wear ya took a foodz brake !!!

Repositório said...

Heheheh! I´m laughinG!

CATachresis said...

It is obviously PTSD!! She will need very expensive and lengthy therapy sessions and nip and vine on demand for the forseeable!! :)

The Cat From Hell said...

Yes! My Protege is doing what she should be doing!
Kisses
Nellie

Katie Isabella said...

Callie! Um..send Sassie over here. When you feel better she can come back. Fire up the tunnel...

Willow said...

Callie you wasted no time at all this day. And of course there is no need for reasons as I tell Mom its cause I'm a cat.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

And your Mommy wants to know: Where's that kidnapper again?

You know, Missy, I read that comment on Mousebreath, yes I did. Hrrrumph.