Monday, February 25, 2013

Monday Musings With Sassy: Police Reports

Kitties - Sassy here with another Monday musing. 

 
 
I recently read online the story of Peach.  Peach is a police dog in England.  He recently chased down a criminal and helped the police catch him.  Now apparently the English court system is as screwed up as ours, because the court required Peach to file a report on this...even after his handler explained that Peach is a dog!  So Peach filed the following report, complete with a paw print signature -
 
"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
 

This report got me to thinking.  I need to file a report on Mommie after she tortured me with hairball medicine.  I think that it should read something like.....
 
"Mommie woke up Sassy.  Bad Mommie.  Made Sassy swallow nasty stuff.  Mean Mommie.  Arrest Mommie for Cat assault."
 
 
What kind of report would you file?  

25 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Definitely neglect charges. Pfft! Mommy ignored us for 1/2 hr yesterday! Thankfully we had her attention for the other 23 1/2. MOL!

The Florida Furkids said...

How much time do you have? Nah...just kidding. We have a few things that come to mind.....

The Florida Furkids

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Mommy volunteers at an animal shelter and comes home smelling of strange cats! She changes her clothes right away but we are not fooled.
We charge her with abandonment and smelling funny.
We hardly ever get to be on the blog too.

Tommie, Grace Lillian, and Mickey Mouser

The Island Cats said...

We would file charges against our mom for not feeding us in a timely fashion. We wanna eat when we wanna eat!

Brian said...

Mine would probaby be "someone is sleeping in my bed!" but that could get me in sister trouble!

Katie Isabella said...

Had to Laff at Brian's comment. :-)

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

I have had some moments when I could have turned the mom in for something. She is usually pretty good about things but there are some things done around here that should be against the law and needs to be dealt with. I love this idea for a TCC event. Check out the calendar at the club and please let me know which date you would like to host it. Email with the information and also what the event will be called.

Derby, Ducky said...

We will have to think about what kind of police report we would do on mum.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Oh, my human would definitely go to prison for FRAUD! She says she is a cat person, but she is terrible at it! Otherwise, why would I be annoyed at her all the time?

William said...

KIDNAPING! UNLAWFUL DETENTION! Every time that stupid troll box appears!

Katz Tales said...

We haven't had fresh roast chicken in two days! And frankly, the bed hasn't been made yet either. Shocking. Appalling.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I dunno Sassy, cause I'm still stuck on: "Good BOY, Peach. PEACH?? Wow, poor guy.

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

We've wanted to call the police people on our Mama many times for trips to the v-e-t, hair combing, nail clipping, and yucky medicine Ateret has to take when she has a coughing fit. Ateret often wants to call the police because she thinks it's criminal that I'm here, even though I've been here since August, 2009. Ha ha! Abbi

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh my gosh! That made me laugh so loud it scared the kitties! MOL!

Star would like to file a report on how daddy teased her with the treat box...

Father Tom said...

Oh, are we ready to press charges, especially if the rumors are true.

Let Mom Julie try to take us close to 800 miles away without being arrested for catnapping!!

CATachresis said...

I would file a report to you Sassy that says:

Austin bad, Austin contrite, Austin forgiven?

>^,=,^<

Timmy Tomcat said...

I love my Pops to bits and we get along famously but I think the Bro-furs have a few beefs.

Rumpy: "Awful abuse by wiping my floof when there is a Kling-On."

Buddy: "Not Nuff Treaterz! Never Nuff! Nuff Saidz!"

Fitz: "Arrest Fumpy NOW! HELP! MEAN CAT!"

Uhh... Ok cats... Gotta go have a grrrest day!

Timmy Tomcat

da tabbies o trout towne said...

sassy...bee for yur mom iz a rested, make sure her getz ta de store n stocks up on catnip treetz and foodz for ewe... then her can get a rested....

:)

The Cat From Hell said...

Yous don't get treats after having the yucky medicine?!?!?
We does!
Kisses
Nellie

Marilia said...

hahaha! Lovely!

Kjelle Bus said...

*MOL*
Me I wan´t to report my mommy for forcing to have bath´s much to frequent !!

speedyrabbit said...

Hello ladies loved your feature on pet blogs united,xx Speedy

Loving Max said...

Max might have me brought up on charges of torture as I bought a game that hides the treat...he looked at it and me and gave me his paw, looked pitiful at me again and walked away in utter disgust...what kind of mean Mom makes you DO something for a darn treat?! (yes, eventually I gave in to the look)

Mariodacat said...

ha hha - I think you are so right to want to give mommy a new award. Sounds very fitting.

Nerissa said...

We have a neighbour who is an RCMP officer so... instead of filing a report, I'd just go talk to her. I threaten the peeps with that ALL the time. hehehe...