Kitties - Sassy here with another Monday musing.
I recently read online the story of Peach. Peach is a police dog in England. He recently chased down a criminal and helped the police catch him. Now apparently the English court system is as screwed up as ours, because the court required Peach to file a report on this...even after his handler explained that Peach is a dog! So Peach filed the following report, complete with a paw print signature -
"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
This report got me to thinking. I need to file a report on Mommie after she tortured me with hairball medicine. I think that it should read something like.....
"Mommie woke up Sassy. Bad Mommie. Made Sassy swallow nasty stuff. Mean Mommie. Arrest Mommie for Cat assault."
What kind of report would you file?