(and Callie, for the last time, stop whining, your "fans" will not forget about you!)
What Would Your Cat Do?
Situation #1 Your human accidently leaves your treats out on the kitchen cabinet before leaving for work. You are not allowed on the cabinets, but you really, really want some treats. What would you do?
Sucker! She left them out, I am so getting on the cabinets and eating treats until I barf. The details: Mommie is turning 50 this week and I fully intend to take advantage of her old age forgetfulness!
Situation #2 Your human comes home from work depressed. She starts telling you all about her bad day. What would you do:Paste a concerned look on my face and pretend to care while thinking how
glad I am to not have to work. The details: Mommie keeps talking about
someone called “the Boss”. Here’s what I want to know – how does he wear shoes on his
cloven feet? And where does he hide his horns during the day?
Situation #3 Your human is having guests stay at the house for a week. What would you do?
They smell funny, plus they are sleeping in MY playroom, I'm going to leave them a “present” in their open suitcase. The details: Mommie didn’t even ask my permission before inviting those creatures over! I need my playroom!