Monday, April 30, 2012

Sassy's and Nellie's Hollywood Adventure: Part 2


Nellie said we had to start out the day with lunch at the Polo Club.  I was a little embarrassed to have to admit to Nellie that I did not have enough green papers to eat there.  Nellie just laughed and told me to watch and learn.  She went and sat in front of the restaurant and let out a trilling meow.  The next thing I know, we are having lunch with two very nice older gentlemen kitties.  Nellie whispered to me that I should order the most expensive item on the menu.


Next Nellie said we should go pick up Sparkle, who lives nearby in a Castle and go to Grauman’s Chinese Theater.  Nellie wanted to pick out a good spot for her pawprints.  Right as we were crossing the street in front of Sparkle’s Castle, we were stopped by a police officer.  He told us we could not cross the street in the middle as that was jaywalking.  As he was speaking, Nellie all of sudden said, “No one tells the Queen were to walk!”  What happened next was all a blur, but at the end there was a crying, hysterical policeman, a whirling cat Ninja and Nellie, sitting by idling picking pieces of a police uniform from her claws.  Suddenly 10 policemen in full riot gear arrived, one escorted me to the police car and the other nine, after a hard fought battle, escorted Nellie to the car.  We were booked into the local jail. 


I was in a total panic, we were under arrest!  The Spotted Airhair, otherwise known as Callie, was too busy making goo-goo eyes at Kozmo to answer her phone.  The poodle in the next cage told me if I didn’t stop meowing, he was going to sic his homey dogs on me.  I was terrified – what were we going to do?   Nellie yawned and told me to stop getting my furs in a knot, she knew cats in high places. 

Kitties, go to Spitty's blog tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of Nellie’s and Sassy’s adventure where these questions will be answered: 

Does Sassy have to join a dog gang to avoid getting poodle trimmed?
Will the policemen who arrested us get hazardous pay?
Can handsome King Spitty save the girls?

17 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Oh, we knew that Nellie was gonna get you both into a lot of trouble!

Sparkle said...

BTW, that is my real house! In case anykitty was wondering.

The Cat From Hell said...

Me did nothing wrong! That's my story and me is sticking too it! Me has to get out by Thursday, me has to visit Minnesota!
Kisses
Nellie
sent from my iPad

Oui Oui said...

Whoa, I don;t think we'll sleep a wink tonight! Not even a little catnap. You better post early cause there'll be a lot of snoozing to catch up on!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

La la la, la di da, hmmmm, hmm, hmm, bippity-bip bop. Huh? What?

Oh, did someone mention my name? Huh. I coulda sworn someone called me, but maybe not. I need to go nap now.

Marg said...

Wow, all kinds of excitement everywhere we go this morning. Hope everything turns out well.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We are hanging onto the edge of our seat waiting for the next episode.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

FURKIDSMOM said...

Very exciting! We can't wait for the next episode!!

The Florida Furkids

Katie Isabella said...

Oh my COD! I am totally caught up in this most excellebt adventure! I can't stand to WAIT!!!

Fisher and Staff said...

Curious cats and suspense do not mix well, but I will endure!

Katnip Lounge said...

Girls gone Wild...MOL!

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! We hope everything turns out all right for you.
The first time our Beans went to LA, our dad was standing in the road videoing Grauman’s Chinese Theater. A policeman told him to get back on the pavement but he didn't hear him. The cop told him again but he still didn't hear and he was starting to get annoyed with our dad. Our mum pulled him on the pavement and when they got home they could hear the cop getting madder and madder with our dad. Good job he didn't get thrown in a cell!

Eric and Flynn said...

That should have been "when they got home AND PLAYED THE VIDEO, they could hear the cop".

Brian said...

You all are so much fun to follow around, we never know what's next!

Prancer Pie said...

Oh my cod, we can't believe this turn of events! If you can't make bail, call us, we'll bust you out. Nobody puts our Nellie in a jail cell!

Nerissa said...

Oh, what an adventure! Can't wait to find out what else happens. And I LOVE the image of you cleaning your claws, spitting out chunks of that policeman's uniform. Who did he think he was, anyway... telling you where and where not you could walk. What cheek!

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

FaRADaY: Oh My Cat! Nellie, you GO girl! We knew you could take that cop!
Maxwell: uh, you need us to bail you out or something?
Allie: Oh Nellie! Did they take your crown as Evidence? *worried look*