The first store I went to specialized in French Antiques. I found a very nice Louis XVI bed. I was interested in it until the guy working there started telling me about what happened in Louis XVI in real life. He got his head chopped off! Man, talk about your bad ju-ju! I just could not buy it – I mean I need my head, how would I wear my bling-bling collar without a head? Time to move on to the next store.
Next I went to a store that specialized in Southwest furniture. I didn’t stay there long. Most of their furniture was made with cowhide and that just made me so hungry.
My final store was a store that carried furniture made by the Amish. I liked the clean and simple lines of this style, but then I discovered that these people believe in simple living. If I got some of this furniture, would I have to give up my luxuries like ‘Nip, Silvervine and my heated bed? No thanks!
My shopping trip was not successful.
I think that if MTV Cribs calls, I’ll just be “unavailable”!