The first store I went to specialized in French
Antiques. I found a very nice Louis XVI
bed. I was interested in it until the
guy working there started telling me about what happened in Louis XVI in real
life. He got his head chopped off! Man, talk about your bad ju-ju! I just could not buy it – I mean I need my
head, how would I wear my bling-bling collar without a head? Time to move on to the next store.
Next I went to a store that specialized in Southwest
furniture. I didn’t stay there
long. Most of their furniture was made
with cowhide and that just made me so hungry.
My final store was a store that carried furniture made by
the Amish. I liked the clean and simple
lines of this style, but then I discovered that these people believe in simple
living. If I got some of this furniture,
would I have to give up my luxuries like ‘Nip, Silvervine and my heated
bed? No thanks!
My shopping trip was not successful.
I think that if MTV Cribs calls, I’ll just be
“unavailable”!
13 comments:
I think another shopping trip might be in order. purrs
We prefer Mum's lap.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Hey, anitques? Did you see my Dad there?
You must be shopping in the wrong places. You need a lovely plush velvet bed with a servant to wait on you.
You don’t want antique you want vintage!!!
Real Housecats ruined Austin too *sigh*
Keep looking, Callie! There IS some cool furniture out there - you just have to shop.
Maybe you need to have a visit from Jeff Lewis! He makes housecalls now!
Skip the antiques, Callie. That stuff is so old!! ;)
Trouble, you need to be careful with those rocking chairs. It is real easy to get a tail or toe under the rocker. That HURTS.
This is almost like Goldilocks and the Three Bears!! You have to keep searching till you find the one that's "just right"!!
I was SO relieved to read the update below. Whew! You're off the hook!
You should try ancient Egyptian, Callie. They adored cats, and honored them as goddesses. They even had their own set of human servants. Bast, how we miss that!
Taffy & her woman, Laura
We agree, antiques are too old. Sometimes even stinky. You need an HGTV star to come and wave some magic wands for you! ...wouldn't it be cool if there was an extreme cat home makeover show!
xo Katie
Allie: Oh you TOTALLY deserve a new crib! (I'd hide too, if MTV came calling.)
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