Revolutionary War. This human war was about some fat royal
English guy (Sorry Eric and Flynn!) wanting to make the Americans do
stuff. The Americans got all hot and
bothered about this and war broke out.
If this war had been handled by cats, when the fat guy tried to tell us
what to do, we would have just ignored him, like we do all other humans!
Civil War. This one is tough. Obliviously, the slavery thing that the South
had going on back then was wrong on every single level. But on the other paw, we cats have had humans
as our slaves since Egyptian times and this should never, ever change…….
World War I. This human war started because of all of the
alliances that had been made between countries.
When one country was attacked, other countries got involved, which
caused other countries to join in and so on.
See this is where cats are clearly superior to humans. We don’t do alliances. It’s all about ME, ME, ME. As it should be!
World War II. Never, ever do a sequel. Men In Black II – need I say anything else?
How would you have handled the wars?
10 comments:
Hmmm... a tough one, indeed. Personally, we do have wars around here between cats sometimes. But the peep tells us to love one another and eventually, we do. But I do believe cats would handle all this war stuff far better than humans could... after all, we're cats... and as cats, we do EVERYTHING better. Don't you think? purrs
We keep it to a few hisses and a swat or two. That's all that's ever needed. Especially if you need your ears cleaned!
He he :)
LOVED your reason for World War II !
Humans should step back and let the experts - us kitties - take over!
We agree, us cats would make a much better job of keeping the peace.
Definitely we are superior to beans. When we do fight, we wrestle and then we are finished. We certainly don't go on and on!!
I would like everyone to get along. We love our heros, past, present and future. We will always remember them.
Sassy, that's a very interesting perspective. We think us cats would just fight it out and when we're all done, we'd go lick each other on the head and enjoy a bowl of kibble.
The only things worth starting a war over are stinky goodness and fev-ver wand toys. Anyfing else? Eh, let's all take a nice long nappy.
Happy Memorial Day to yous guys!
Kisses
Nellie
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