Revolutionary War. This human war was about some fat royal English guy (Sorry Eric and Flynn!) wanting to make the Americans do stuff. The Americans got all hot and bothered about this and war broke out. If this war had been handled by cats, when the fat guy tried to tell us what to do, we would have just ignored him, like we do all other humans!
Civil War. This one is tough. Obliviously, the slavery thing that the South had going on back then was wrong on every single level. But on the other paw, we cats have had humans as our slaves since Egyptian times and this should never, ever change…….
World War I. This human war started because of all of the alliances that had been made between countries. When one country was attacked, other countries got involved, which caused other countries to join in and so on. See this is where cats are clearly superior to humans. We don’t do alliances. It’s all about ME, ME, ME. As it should be!
World War II. Never, ever do a sequel. Men In Black II – need I say anything else?
How would you have handled the wars?