Kitties, the subject of today’s musings is “The Sports Dumb Hoomans Play”. The other day Mommie left to go do whatever hoomans do with their pitiful lives. She left the TV on and I decided to kill some time watching it. They were showing some kind of “great moments in sports” review. And you know, hooman sports just total baffle me. Consider this:
Football. Okay, for this sport, the hoomans split into two teams, and one team grabs an odd shaped ball thingy and start running around. The other team wastes a lot of energy trying to steal the odd shaped ball, even though there is no shrimpies or temptations inside this odd ball! This strange “game goes on for hours with NO NAP periods!!
Basketball. For this sport, the hoomans try to throw a ball (what is this obsession hoomans have with balls?) into a hoop suspended in air while running madly up and down the court. Why? I don’t have a clue. When a player actually put the ball through the hoop, all that happened was that they started running down to the other end. Just like that – they didn’t even stop to give the player who made points a scritch under the chin. At least in football, the other players spanked each other on the butts.
Baseball. I actually had hope for this game as it involves lots of stealing and spitting. With this sport, the hoomans take a small ball, which they throw in the air, and try to hit it with an impossibly small piece of wood. Why they do not try to use one of the many bigger pieces of wood around I do not know. After hitting the ball, they all start running around in a circle. Why do this? Again I haven’t a clue……..
Do your hoomans watch or worse still play any other strange sports?