Sunday, July 8, 2012

Two Important Issues From Callie

Kitties – We interrupt Sassy’s Monday’s Musings because I, Callie,  have two important issues to discuss. 

ISSUE #1
August 1st is my 2nd birthday!  I am planning a big, huge party.  It is going to be a  little something different – like me!  Keep August 1st open on your calendar! 













                                                            ISSUE #2
I am sorry to bring everyone down while I am sure that you are busy celebrating my birthday announcement, but a grave injustice is being committed at my home and I need your help.  I am just (almost) speechless at this.  Okay, here is the story.  As some of you will remember, back a few months ago, I was lucky enough to get to visit my handsome and brave my Sweet Ba-Boo in London.  Unfortunately, Mommie FORCED me to bring Sassy along as chaperone since I was still a little “young”. 

Well lately, Sassy has been thinking about maybe starting to date, if the 'fraidy cat can get up the nerve.  I was somewhat excited to learn this as I wouldn’t mind taking a trip back to England as Sassy’s chaperone.  Then Mommie broke the news to me….because Sassy is an “older” cat, she does not have to have a chaperone!




WHAT!!!
WHAT!!!

This is so unfair!

 Old cats need a chaperone just as much as young cats.  I mean think for a minute about all of the things that could go wrong with dating an older cat……

…..she could have a senior moment and put her false fangs in backwards and end up having to gum her food in front of her date…..

 …..she could have a senior moment and park her walker in an area that her date will trip over he has to go the litterbox…..

 …..she could have a senior moment and forget who her date is and hiss at him when he returns to the table….

 As you can see, Sassy needs……oops – gotta go, Sassy is hissing and charging at me – wonder if she is having another senior moment!






13 comments:

Brian said...

Oh I can't wait for your Birthday pawty! Be nice to Sassy, you will be older one of these days too swettie, trust me on that one!

Sparkle said...

I am looking forward to your birthday party, Callie! BTW, I did not think you needed a chaperone to begin with!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

The birthday party sounds like fun. As the elder cat around here, really I can't relate to the other...

Katie Isabella said...

I will remember that birthday pawty! And poor Sassy has to have SOME priveleges with age, Callie. Go easy.

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh Wow! My Sweet Pea's birthday party! I can't wait and I WILL be there! Now that you are 2 (I will be 2 in September) maybe we can go out without chaperones and if Sassy gets a boyfriend, we could double date! (I would NOT EVER want Queen Penelope as a chaperone! I would likely end up in jail -- or worse)
Let Sassy go and you and I can have some fun!
Kisses
Your Ba-Boo!

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh Wow! My Sweet Pea's birthday party! I can't wait and I WILL be there! Now that you are 2 (I will be 2 in September) maybe we can go out without chaperones and if Sassy gets a boyfriend, we could double date! (I would NOT EVER want Queen Penelope as a chaperone! I would likely end up in jail -- or worse)
Let Sassy go and you and I can have some fun!
Kisses
Your Ba-Boo!

Oui Oui said...

Callie, Callie, Callie! That's all we are going to say about chaperones! We are looking forward to your birthday bash, it sounds like a lot of fun. Thanks for visiting us when we had no power. That sure wasn't any fun.

The Island Cats said...

We can't wait for your birthday party! It may be the event of the whole summer!

And don't worry about Sassy and dating. Just think of all the hassling you can do to Sassy and her dates....the possibilities are endless!

Katnip Lounge said...

We're with the Island Cats...be a BIG PEST! And sneak out to Date. That's what our Mommy did...hey!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Get her Sassy! Even if you have to gum her buns! MOL!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Sassy, I think you should not travel all alone. I think you need to bring, NOT a chaperone, but a LADY'S MAID. Think of all the little services Callie could provide!

CATachresis said...

Well Austin is ready in his best bib and tucker for the pawty :D Can't wait.

Austin says Sassy is no spring chicken but reckons she'd be a very exciting date. Cheap, but exciting!

Me: Oh Austin!!!! *shakes head* You really let the side down :(

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Poor Sassy. Sounds like she REALLY needs a chaperone. BTW, how much older is Sassy?