I have the Best Boycat Friend EVER!!

Kitties - Sassy here.  Remember a couple of weeks ago when I was disappointed that my boycat friend was not romantic enough?  Well, I take it all back!  Yesterday my Sweet Boy, Austin sent me a wonderful package.  Here I am wondering what my Sweet Boy got me.

 

He sent me a beautiful cat sized blankie and a stuffed heart.  Here is a picture of me kissing his heart.

 

 

 

I asked Mommie to let me sleep with my Sweet Boy's gifts last night. 





 

 

Good Night Sweet Boy Austin!!

 



Sexy Ladycats of the Blogosphere: Truffle and Brulee

Kitties - Okay get ready mancats!  For this week's Sexy Ladycat post you are going to get 2 for the price of 1!  Featured this week are the ladies from Sweet Purrfections, Truffle and Brulee.  Are you ready for twice the dessert?

What makes you a sexy ladycat?  What do you think is your sexiest feature?

Truffle:  I’m a sexy ladycat because of my thick luxurious floof.  I have silver streaks interspersed throughout my white furs.  My sexiest feature is my eyes.  They are big, green, and can look into your soul with one look.  I’m also a little shy.

Brulee:  I’m a sexy ladycat because I am unique, beautiful, and a little quirky.  My sexiest feature is my “bed hair” floof and my fur horns.

Truffle

When did you first discover you were a Sexy Ladycat?

Truffle:  The first time I strolled in front of the mirror.  Plus, I was honored that the famous Rumbles asked to escort me to my 1^st birthday debutante ball last year and I knew he liked the sexy ladycats.

Brulee:  The fact that my favorite place to spend the day (and night) is in the bed!

 

Brulee

 

Describe your perfect mancat.  

Truffle:  Strong with a soft heart.  My purrfect mancat needs to appreciate the time it takes me to get beautiful each day and constantly tell me that I’m special.  He needs to be patient with my divaness!

Brulee:  Someone that likes to have fun.  I like to play and be pampered.

Truffle

How do you show a mancat you are interested?  Do you have a pickup line?

Truffle:  I’m only a year old, so I haven’t been playing the field too much.

Brulee:  I’m only a year old too, but my favorite line is “Want to have a little fun?”

What should a mancat do to impress you?

Truffle:  Bring me lots of treats and silvervine catnip.

Brulee:  Bring me lots of treats and fev-vers.

Truffle

What would be a perfect date for a mancat to take you on?

Truffle:  We’d climb to the top of a custom made cat tree in front of a big picture window and watch the squirrels, birds, and bugs outside.  He’d give me a private bath until my silver floof is glowing in the dark.  He’d feed me treats all day long and whisper sweet nothings in my ears all night long.

Brulee:  I’ve never been on a date, so I’m not quite sure what a date is.  I know my sister-before-me, Sweet Praline, was a diva of the CB and she had lots of mancats in her life.  She advises me to play the field and have fun being the Southern Belle that I am.  I know I’d like to be entertained and have fun, but I also like to snuggle when it’s time to go to bed.  I also want private baths and want to be feed delicious treats.

Brulee

Do you have a special mancat in your life?  Are you open to being contacted by the any of the many handsome mancats of the blogosphere?

Truffle:  Rumbles is a special mancat of mine.  He’s escorted me to several events, but we are not an exclusive couple.  Of course I don’t mind being contacted by any of the handsome mancats of the CB.  I plan on following the guidelines of my sister-before-me, Sweet Praline, and have lots of mancats in my life. 

Brulee:  I’m a very flirtatious ladycat and have no one special mancat in my life at this time.  I think Hammy (Rumble’s brother) has a crush on me.  Of course I don’t mind being contacted by any of the handsome mancats of the CB.  I also plan on following the guidelines of my sister-before-me, Sweet Praline, and have lots of mancats in my life. 

Truffle

 

Movies Would Be Better With Cats #1

Kitties - Sassy here.  It has occurred to me that many of the movies that humans watch would be greatly improved with cats in them.  With that, I am going to present weekly movie quotes that would be improved with cats.  Can you guess the quote?

Callie: I want some catnip!
[to Sassy]

Col. Sassy: You want catnip?

Callie: I think I'm entitled to some.

Col. Sassy: You want catnip?

Callie: I want some catnip!

Col. Sassy: You can't handle the catnip!

Okay kitties - put on your thinking caps - what movie was this quote from and who (two actors) said it?

Whoa....What a Party!!

Kitties - Callie here.  As I am sure everyone knows, Nellie of the Cat From Hell blog recently turned 15!  And boy, did my Sweet Ba-Boo, her brofur, Kozmo throw her a great party! Sassy and I are still recovering.  And don't ever let anyone tell you 15 is old - that Nellie danced everyone under the table!  She was still going strong when we left! 

Here is a picture of me before the party with my NEW tiara. 

 

And here I am afterwards

 



And I don't know exactly what happened with Sassy....I just know it involved Austin, a big catnip plant that is no more and a great-now-I-have-the-munchies Shrimp eating contest!

 



Sexy Ladycats of the Blogosphere: Milita

Kitties - This week's Sexy Ladycat of the Blogosphere is Milita of the Fur Everywhere Blog.  But mencats better be on your best behavior - this ladycat comes with a protective older brother!

What makes you a sexy ladycat?  What do you think is your sexiest feature?     I’m beautiful and confident. While all of me is sexy, I think my piercing blue Siamese eyes are my best feature.

 

When did you first discover you were a Sexy Ladycat?     I always knew I was special, but I didn’t think I realized how sexy I was until everyone who came to visit me told me how gorgeous I am.

Describe your perfect mancat.  Does your brother help introduce you to mancats?     My perfect mancat is one who loves to snuggle me; I could be hugged all day long! He would also be friendly, protective, and give mes all the attention I deserves.  My brother is very protective of me, so any mancat who wants to take me out must get his approval first. J

 

How do you show a mancat you are interested?  Do you have a pickup line?     If I’m interested in a mancat, I let him lay next to me and snuggle me. I might even offer to share some of my stinky goodies with him at dinnertime!

What should a mancat do to impress you?     He should shower me with compliments. Then he should share his noms with me. What would really impress me is if a mancat ignores all the other ladycats when he’s around me.

What would be a perfect date for a mancat to take you on?     A perfect date would include enjoying lots of yummy stinky fishes together and then gazing out at the stars while we snuggle. I miss the stars - we can’t see any from our window here in the city.

 

Do you have a special mancat in your life?  Are you open to being contacted by the any of the many handsome mancats of the blogosphere?     I don’t currently have any special mancat in my life, but I would be open to going out with any mancats who can get my brother’s approval!

 

So mencats - are you ready to brave her big brother for a date with this beautiful ladycat?

Monday Musings With Sassy: Nip vs Silvervine

Kitties - For today's musings I would like to discuss two of my favorite things in the world - 'nip and silvervine!  And of course, the eternal question:  which is best? 

There is the divine newbie - silvervine.  That sweet powder of delight. 

 

Or the old all time favorite - 'Nip.  The green leaf of joy! 

 

 





Which do I like best?  I don't know, I think I may need to do several more taste testings!

(notice the slightly unfocused eyes - clearly she has already been taste testing!)

Sexy Ladycats of the Blogosphere: Selina

Kitties - this week's Sexy Ladycat is the lovely Selina of the One Eye On The Future blog. So, mancats are you ready for this self confident, sassy Ladycat? 

What makes you a sexy ladycat?  What do you think is your sexiest feature?     Honey, it’s ALL about the ‘tude!  You gotta strut it, and believe me, I do!  If you do that, they will KNOW your sexiness.  See, mankatts (like hoomans) need to be kept interested and intrigued by you at ALL times.  Keep ‘em off balance - never have the same reaction twice.  Headbonk then RUN away!  Or flick your tail first in one direction and then another.  They’ll wonder what you’re “saying” and get closer to find out!  But I think my sexiest feature is that I’m always, always myself.  What you see with me is what you get!

 

Describe your perfect mancat.     I’m very partial to black mankitties.  There’s something very strong about them.  Plus they don’t clash with my color scheme.  MOL!  I also think that Ruddy Abysinnian boys are great eye candy, plus they’re nutty enough to keep up with me.  My perfect mankatt has GOT to be playful and active.  I’m not a “lay around” kitty and he shouldn’t be either:  don’t be like my brofur, Peppers, who just lounges around all the time.  Chase me?  Sure!  But be warned - my mankatt has to have GOOD reflexes ‘cause I might just suddenly whirl around and chase HIM!   I love a challenge.   Of course a sense of humor is very important, I don’t want to be the only one laughing!  Oh, and guys?  None of those “one-eye” jokes, OK?  Totally tasteless.  Not to mention insulting.  Remember, I see more about you with my one eye than you’d care to know.  So be nice, ok? 

 

How do you show a mancat you are interested?  Do you have a pickup line?     I love tail flicks, lightly garnished with some playful “Patented Smacky Paws” action.  Nothing crazy, mind you; just some friendly wrestling.  Maybe have him watch me bunny-kick one of DadKatt’s folded sweatshirts or something, then let him join in.  After that, I usually ignore ‘em for a few minutes. Drives ‘em NUTS, I tell ya!  No, I don’t believe in pick-up lines.  I just believe in being myself.  That ought to be enough to attract ANY mankitty and, if it isn’t, wouldn’t you agree that it’s his loss, not mine?

 

What should a mancat do to impress you?     Be a gentleman.  Don’t steal my gooshy fud (but let me have some of his).  Be a little crazy.  Keep up with me.  Meow intelligently and if you don’t have anything to say, don’t just meow for the sake of it.  A mankitty who has cool cat toys also has a natural advantage.  And again, please be sensitive about my one eye.  (And no eye patches for Xmas gifts, ok?)

 

What would be a perfect date for a mancat to take you on?     Good question!  I’m never the same cat twice, so it would really vary.  I mean, one minute I’d love a nice, quiet curl-up in a windowsill and the next minute I’m game for an intense cardio workout of “Upstairs Sprints” or those previously-mentioned bouts of beating up some hooman clothing!  Really, it depends on the mood so I guess that means that another good trait a mankitty of mine would have would be having that special intuition and insight that some have into their ladies’ moods at the moment.  Kinda like my DadKatt has with my MomKatt.

 

Do you have a special mancat in your life?  Are you open to being contacted by the any of the many handsome mancats of the blogosphere?     Alas, no one special - yet.  I’ve had several brief flirtations, and there *was* a kitty on Catster awhile back that was pretty special, but he’s not been on for some time and, besides, we were kinda “just dating” anyway, so I never really considered us “boy & girl katt” ... you know?

As for being contacted, let’s just say that, while I’m single and loving it, if the right one comes along ...  I certainly won’t say “Meow-no!”  Know what I mean?  *wink*  I DO love a mankitty with the confidence to try ........ And as MomKatt will tell you, I do love attention so ... guys?  You know where to find me!

 

Okay all you mankitties out there, wipe the drool off of your face and go to:  http://oneeyeonthefuture.blogspot.com!