What makes you a sexy ladycat? What do you think is your sexiest feature? Honey, it’s ALL about the ‘tude! You gotta strut it, and believe me, I do! If you do that, they will KNOW your sexiness. See, mankatts (like hoomans) need to be kept interested and intrigued by you at ALL times. Keep ‘em off balance - never have the same reaction twice. Headbonk then RUN away! Or flick your tail first in one direction and then another. They’ll wonder what you’re “saying” and get closer to find out! But I think my sexiest feature is that I’m always, always myself. What you see with me is what you get!
Describe your perfect mancat. I’m very partial to black mankitties. There’s something very strong about them. Plus they don’t clash with my color scheme. MOL! I also think that Ruddy Abysinnian boys are great eye candy, plus they’re nutty enough to keep up with me. My perfect mankatt has GOT to be playful and active. I’m not a “lay around” kitty and he shouldn’t be either: don’t be like my brofur, Peppers, who just lounges around all the time. Chase me? Sure! But be warned - my mankatt has to have GOOD reflexes ‘cause I might just suddenly whirl around and chase HIM! I love a challenge. Of course a sense of humor is very important, I don’t want to be the only one laughing! Oh, and guys? None of those “one-eye” jokes, OK? Totally tasteless. Not to mention insulting. Remember, I see more about you with my one eye than you’d care to know. So be nice, ok?
How do you show a mancat you are interested? Do you have a pickup line? I love tail flicks, lightly garnished with some playful “Patented Smacky Paws” action. Nothing crazy, mind you; just some friendly wrestling. Maybe have him watch me bunny-kick one of DadKatt’s folded sweatshirts or something, then let him join in. After that, I usually ignore ‘em for a few minutes. Drives ‘em NUTS, I tell ya! No, I don’t believe in pick-up lines. I just believe in being myself. That ought to be enough to attract ANY mankitty and, if it isn’t, wouldn’t you agree that it’s his loss, not mine?
What should a mancat do to impress you? Be a gentleman. Don’t steal my gooshy fud (but let me have some of his). Be a little crazy. Keep up with me. Meow intelligently and if you don’t have anything to say, don’t just meow for the sake of it. A mankitty who has cool cat toys also has a natural advantage. And again, please be sensitive about my one eye. (And no eye patches for Xmas gifts, ok?)
What would be a perfect date for a mancat to take you on? Good question! I’m never the same cat twice, so it would really vary. I mean, one minute I’d love a nice, quiet curl-up in a windowsill and the next minute I’m game for an intense cardio workout of “Upstairs Sprints” or those previously-mentioned bouts of beating up some hooman clothing! Really, it depends on the mood so I guess that means that another good trait a mankitty of mine would have would be having that special intuition and insight that some have into their ladies’ moods at the moment. Kinda like my DadKatt has with my MomKatt.
Do you have a special mancat in your life? Are you open to being contacted by the any of the many handsome mancats of the blogosphere? Alas, no one special - yet. I’ve had several brief flirtations, and there *was* a kitty on Catster awhile back that was pretty special, but he’s not been on for some time and, besides, we were kinda “just dating” anyway, so I never really considered us “boy & girl katt” ... you know?
As for being contacted, let’s just say that, while I’m single and loving it, if the right one comes along ... I certainly won’t say “Meow-no!” Know what I mean? *wink* I DO love a mankitty with the confidence to try ........ And as MomKatt will tell you, I do love attention so ... guys? You know where to find me!
Okay all you mankitties out there, wipe the drool off of your face and go to: http://oneeyeonthefuture.blogspot.com!