Sunday, March 11, 2012

My Romantic Adventure With Kozmo In London

Kitties, I had a most wonderful weekend.  I got to go to London to see my boykitty friend Kozmo.  He is in London working for the F.B.I. (Feline Bureau of Investigations) on a top-secret, very dangerous project. My Kozmo is very brave and wonderful.  Unfortunately, since Mommie and Sassy have not met Kozmo yet, I had to take Old Lardbutt Sassy with me to act as Chaperon.  It was a very long flight over, almost 9 hours.  I thought that this would give me a chance to tell Sassy all about Kozmo, however, about half way there, Sassy said she had a headache and left to lie down.  Actually, it wasn’t at all surprising that Sassy’s head hurt her since she kept banging it against the wall while muttering “If I hear the phrase – “isn’t he just the most….”- one more time!”

I don’t know what that was all about.  Sassy is a little weird. 

Once we had arrived and checked into our hotel, Kozmo came in a limo and took us for a visit to Buckingham Palace.  He showed us where he took down the evil and nefarious Mr. Chirpy.  He even re-enacted his great leap.  Oh, my, I just get goosebumps thinking about his bravery!  The Queen even came out and thanked him for his work – at least I think that is what she said – she talks a little funny. 
Afterwards, he took us back to the hotel to freshen up.  Of course I was perfectly desperate to see some more of Kozmo, but NOT with Old Lardbutt Sassy tagging along!  So I did what any smart kitty would do – I slipped my chaperon a Silver Vine Mickey Finn and left to meet up with Kozmo.  Sassy was snoring when I left.  I didn’t know cats could snore.

Kozmo really showed me great time in London.   He took me to Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant for dinner.  Normally there is a wait of several weeks for a table here, but Kozmo pulled some strings and got us in right away. 

We ended the night with a romantic horse carriage ride through Hyde Park. 
It did get a little awkward back at my hotel door, because , because, hmm, hmm, {whispers} don’t tell Kozmo, but I’ve never kissed a boykitty before…  I think that Kozmo is a little shy also, so we shook paws good night. 
The next day, Kozmo took Sassy and I out to brunch before our plane left.  Naturally, Kozmo completely dazzled Sassy – half way through the meal, her eyes were glazed over in awe.  I got to talk to Sassy a little bit more about Kozmo on the way home, but once again, she fell asleep.  I don’t know why she always sleeps when I talk about Kozmo.

11 comments:

Brian said...

What a romantic adventure you had! That Kozmo sure treats you so nice!

Kjelle Bus said...

What a great time you had this weekend with Kozmo in London.
Next time leave that chaperon Sassy at home ;-)

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh my Sweet Callie,
I had such a great time with you and Sassy. Sassy is kind of funny. I think her and Queen Penelope would get along really well! I want to thank you for coming all the way to England! I think my favorite part was the carriage ride. The Moonlight made your fur sparkle and your eyes looked like pools.
Kisses my Sweet
Kozmo

Dianna said...

I just love everything about this post. Especially the carriage and horses.

Eric and Flynn said...

That was a great time. Kozmo is very romantic.

The Island Cats said...

How nice that you got to spend some time with Kozmo, even if Sassy had to tag along.

Katie Isabella said...

Between this and Kozmo's blog tonight my week is complete and I have the biggest kitty smile ever! Fanks you for such a great story of bravery and derrin' do. xxoo

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

What a splendid time you two had! Kozmo treated you beautifully and lots of fun was had. Maybe next time you won't have to have OL . . oops . . Sassy along.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Wow, sounds like you had a heck of a trip. I hope you dont get in trouble for ditching your chaparone!
Sassy, don't worry about the snoring thing (if it's true...) Star snores up a storm on occasion, and it's adorable!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Callie - when Kozmo came to visit us yesterday to bring our ID cards his eyes lit up when he spoke of you - it must be love!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Repositório said...

Awesome!!!!!!!!!