Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Top Seven Ways to Annoy Your Sisfur - Sassy's Response

Kitties, Sassy here.  I have taken over the blog today.  Yesterday the little brat Callie posted ways to annoy me.  What she did not post was what happens when she pulls these tricks.  And so here is my advice to brofurs and sisfurs whose has these tricks pulled on them:
1.      Wait until she is asleep, then wake her up to ask if she is asleep. (Sassy – promptly apply smacky paw. Continue applying smacky paw until you see stars circling above the head of victim.  You may stop then.)

2.      Splash water in her dry food bowl, then watch her try to figure out why her food is mushy. (Sassy – do the same to her bowl…and you do not necessarily have to use water as your fluid, hehe….)

3.      Sprinkle hot pepper on her favorite mousie toy, then watch as she rolls around trying to wipe the taste out of her mouth.  (Sassy – this one is a little hard, but try not to react when it happens, then enthusiastically thank her for adding the great flavoring to your mousie.  This will make her crazy.)

4.      Hide her ESS, but when she asks if you have seen it, say of course, “its right there – don’t you see it?  Oh, no, poor Sassy!” (Sassy – say oh, yeah, there it is, then go over and paw the air as if you are sharpening your claws. )

5.      Copy a random picture off of the internet of a boy kitty, send her an email from anonymous server saying that you are an admirer.  Then sit back and enjoy watching as she tries to figure out who he is. (Sassy – what, he isn’t real…NNNNOOOOOO!)

6.      Wait until Mommie has left the house to go shopping, then tell her that Mommie told you she was going to pick up your new “Brofur”.  (Sassy – I am not worried about this one.  I think that I have made myself perfectly clear to Mommie what would happen if she pulled this on me.)

7.      Sign her up to receive junk mail from AARC (American Association of Retired Cats). (Sassy – thank her for the great discounts your AARC membership gives you on catnip.  Tell her you are sorry she can’t have any. )

14 comments:

Nerissa's Life said...

ooohhh... you do have good comebacks!

Repositório said...

MOL

Katnip Lounge said...

Sassy, you are one smart gal! We see how you got your name...say, we have a few spare mancats around here, need one? ha ha ha!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Sassy, you are one smart girl!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Hee hee! Great responses Sassy! You keep the whippersnapper in line!

brandi said...

I knew there was more reasons I like you, Sassy!
Each one of those responses is really cool. I like the catnip one most of all (and the mushy dry food one).
Us ladies of a certain age are still pretty smart.
Don't teach Callie, okay?
It's more fun this way.

Sparkle said...

The war continues...

The Island Cats said...

Sassy...we're glad to see you stand up to your trouble-making sister! Good job!!

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Sassy,
Yous makes me laugh! Me thinks yous has some Cat From Hell in Yous too!
Kisses
Nellie
PS
Is your sister Trouble?

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction! Good on you, Sassy.

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction! Good on you, Sassy.

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Yes, much to my horror, she is. I had six years of a blissful life
Then Mommie decided I was "lonely"!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We like your responses Sassy - keep it up.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I like that smacky paw answer the best, Sassy. I think the answers to all these problems should be smacky paw, smacky paw, and more smacky paw.