Monday, March 26, 2012

What I Got From Arkansas

Kitties, finally, Mommie has decided that I have been abandoned long enough.  She's back.  But here is the important part - what did she bring back from Arkansas for me....

Let's see - did I get a gen-u-wine fake coon skin cap I can wear while stalking Sassy around the house?
Nope.

Did I get a jug of moonshine to make more Nipitinis with?  Noooo...


Did she bring me one of those yummy University of Arkansas Hogs for me to nom on?  No, no, no.

When she got back, she picked me up and gave me what she called a "Arkansas Kiss" on the nose. That's it - a stupid kiss.

Crap, I would have much rather had the coon skin cap!

12 comments:

Hannah and Lucy said...

A kiss on the nose is better than a smack on the nose - but still very mean after leaving you without cuddles and treats.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Brian said...

I think all four would have been appropriate!

Fuzzy Tales said...

That's it? That's all you got? You should have bitten her!

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Cassie,
Yous poor dear! But Pawrents is like that. They always forgets us. Yous should do something Cat From Hellish to gets back, like knocking things over
Kisses
Nellie

Sparkle said...

Callie, you were gypped!

Repositório said...

Heheh! I love this post!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I feel for you, but you probably would have chewed up the hat anyway, right? Still, a hog would have been awesome!

Thank you for coming over to our gotcha day party!

Clooney said...

Oh man! That moonshine woulda been good for sure. Just go into the pantry and make some potato water instead...Hey congrats to you and Kozmo you makes a great couple. (We just went back and read some of your other blog posts, you folks is funny over here!) Have a great week!

Katnip Lounge said...

What a TOTAL rip-off! This calls for a super duper bout of badness.

The Island Cats said...

Callie, your mom is cheap! She should have brought you something more than just a kiss!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Wow--your Human *IS* cheap and a really lousy present-giver. If you can eat it, nap on it, play with it or poop on it, it just isn't worth having. A KISS? Phooey.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Ooops--CAN'T !!!