Kitties, finally, Mommie has decided that I have been abandoned long enough. She's back. But here is the important part - what did she bring back from Arkansas for me....
Let's see - did I get a gen-u-wine fake coon skin cap I can wear while stalking Sassy around the house?
Did I get a jug of moonshine to make more Nipitinis with? Noooo...
Did she bring me one of those yummy University of Arkansas Hogs for me to nom on? No, no, no.
When she got back, she picked me up and gave me what she called a "Arkansas Kiss" on the nose. That's it - a stupid kiss.
Crap, I would have much rather had the coon skin cap!