Kitties, a certain Mommie around here has been running
around bragging about “her” blog being a finalist. Umm, excuse me, but when did it become “her”
blog? This is MY blog – and okay,
sometimes the Spotted Airhead’s blog.
This got me to thinking…if the human is rewriting history on this, what
else in history have the humans changed?
As it turns out – plenty! For
example:
D-Day The British humans like to brag about how
they made the first landing for this battle.
Not true. First landing was actual
the ship cat. It seems that in the rush
of boarding the troops, someone forgot to bring along the ship cat’s litter
box. When the cat saw all of that lovely
sand on the beach, it didn’t hesitate.
The cat was first to land (and squat) on the beach.
Haight Ashbury Hippy
Protests Humans like to claim they
went to the Haight Ashbury area of San Francisco in the 60’s to protest the war
and celebrate rock-n-roll. Not
true. Really the main attraction to
Haight Ashbury was some really cool cats that lived in the area. The humans flocked there in order to have the
honor of petting these kitties. But of
course, humans being humans, they won’t admit that was why they were
going. They thought that “protesting”
the war sounded more important.
Dogs Win Iditarod
Races Humans race with their teams
of dogs across Alaska. Okay, actually,
this one is true. Hey, Stupid Dogs,
while you are running around outside in freezing temps, fighting off wolves and
hauling heavy sleds – you know what we Cats are doing? We are sitting on our heated blankets, eating
salmon cakes and watching Animal Planet!
Suckers!
Do you know of any
other history the humans have wrong?
6 comments:
I am glad somebody is finally setting the record straight!
Thanks, Sassy, we've always known this. Now the whole world will know the truth!
Peeps! They're ALWAYS rewriting stuff to suit them, I think. All we cats can do is keep a watchful eye over the situation and correct what needs correcting... that sort of thing. purrs
I know *for sure* that it was a kitty who need a drink that found gold nuggets at Sutter's Mill in 1848 and then the Stoopy Humans took all the credit and the kitties din't get nuffing.
Humans have EVERY bit of history wrong, if you ask me! We kitties are responsible for all the good stuff.
Sassy, this made mine and mom's rest of the week! How could we not have picked up on this sooner..but you have us up to date now.
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