Monday, June 11, 2012

Monday Musings With Sassy: Cats Are Smarter Than Humans (Part I of Many, Many Others)


Kitties -  while I have of course always known this, lately I have been thinking more about how much smarter than a human cats are.  For example:

Speed

Humans have other humans who spend their days regulating how fast they may go.  If they don’t like how fast the human is travelling, the human will receive a ticket that they must pay a lot of green papers to make go away.  When we kitties feel like zipping around the house, we just do.  There are no rules.  And there are no penalties for it.  Unless of course you are a certain Spotted Airhead Callie who shall remain nameless and frequently gets to going so fast she runs into the sliding glass door….repeatedly….

Sleep

Humans have certain times when they go to sleep, called “bedtime”.  They use alarms to wake them, rather they are ready to get up or not.  When we cats want to sleep, we just do – no drama!  We don’t use any stinking alarms.

These are just two examples of human inferiority to cats.  Can you think of others?

9 comments:

Hannah and Lucy said...

They shiver in the winter because they don't grow fur coats.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Brian said...

Oh my, there are lots more...but so little time!

Katnip Lounge said...

They have to immerse themselves in WATER to get clean!

Carolyn said...

Humans are always changing their minds along with their coats! Very fickle!

Sparkle said...

The food thing - they have to do all this work to eat something. They could just open up a can like they do for us, or catch a bug and eat it as a snack like we do. Way easier!

The Island Cats said...

Sassy, there are SO many ways that humans are inferior to us cats.

The Cat From Hell said...

The only thing me can think of wher humans might has a small advantage is thumbs.
KISSES
Nellie

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

Then there is the whole thing of humans being nice to other humans they dislike. We cats would never behave so falsely. Give us a good old hiss-fest anytime!

Taffy & my woman, Laura

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Humans have so many CLOTHES! They has clothes that is spozed to go UNDER other clothes, and then more clothes that is spozed to go OVER other clothes and it's all just so confusing and expensive. But it's kind of sad cause they just don't look as good naked as we do. I mean, have you ever seen a furry little kitteh that didn't look purrfeckly beautiful? And yet, maybe, what--2% of the Humans really look nice wifout any clothes?