Trouble's Tall Tales: Invasion of the Killer Bug

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How I Saved The World From A Vicious Crazed Bug

Story provided by Trouble, clarification of the wild exaggeration provide by Mommie.

Kitties, I had a scary and danger filled morning.  After I finished my conference call this morning with the event planner for the Queen’s Jubilee (he is so needy, I had to lead him though the whole process), I walked into the living room only to discover Mommie frozen in fear in her chair.  The living room had been invaded by a vicious, death wielding mutant house fly.  It was as big as me and red glow in the dark eyes.  (Uhmm, no conference call and actually it was a small house fly that I didn’t even realize was in the room)

Although I had never fought such a huge bug, I knew I had to save my Mommie’s life, so the battle began.  The vicious, crazed bug and I met in the middle of the room.  Tragically, the bug got in the first strike, but I quickly recovered and started backing the creature from Hell into the corner.  The battle raged on from the living room to the dining room and into the kitchen.  Each time I thought I had the creature cornered, he managed to twist away.  I am pretty sure it was part cyborg.  (Well, the “battle” did move from room to room, possibly because Trouble kept jumping at the bug and missing….)

Finally, I managed to pin down the crazed, wild eyed monster, but not without a few injuries of my own.  As I held the creature down, I looked into its insane eyes.  It could see the death awaiting it, and cowardly took its own life rather than face up to its sins.  (Trouble might be a little sore tomorrow, possibly from the many times she jumped up in the air and DID NOT land on her feet.  I don’t know for sure, but I think the bug actually died from laughing itself to death)