Monday, February 25, 2013

Monday Musings With Sassy: Police Reports

Kitties - Sassy here with another Monday musing. 

I recently read online the story of Peach.  Peach is a police dog in England.  He recently chased down a criminal and helped the police catch him.  Now apparently the English court system is as screwed up as ours, because the court required Peach to file a report on this...even after his handler explained that Peach is a dog!  So Peach filed the following report, complete with a paw print signature -
"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."

This report got me to thinking.  I need to file a report on Mommie after she tortured me with hairball medicine.  I think that it should read something like.....
"Mommie woke up Sassy.  Bad Mommie.  Made Sassy swallow nasty stuff.  Mean Mommie.  Arrest Mommie for Cat assault."
What kind of report would you file?  

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Sexy Ladycats of the Blogosphere

Kitties -Callie here.

 I have decided that Sassy and  the mancats have had enough time and fame! I am going to start up a "Sexy Ladycats of the Blogosphere" column.    Now Mommie is just starting on this, so it will not begin until next month, so stand down men cats!

But in the mean time, what type of questions would you mencats like to see the ladies answer? 

Friday, February 15, 2013

After The Valentine Ball.....

Kitties - Sassy here.  Well, Callie and I have returned home from the Ball.  We have been spending most of the day doing this -

Mommie says that we are acting a lot like cats with a hangover! 
By the way, for everyone who is wondering what great present Callie got me for my birthday (since I let her "Sweet Ba-Boo" <gag> be this week's Hot Mancat.....she got me a gift certificate to Callie's School of Fashion.  Good for one free advice session on the correct bling-bling to wear to a ball.  She says that my bling-bling with that red dress was just all wrong......HA!
I say that for her birthday in August I am going to get her a dictionary, with the word cheapskate underlined!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Kozmo

Kitties - Well,  I did not want to feature Kozmo at first in case it looked like I was playing favorites, but since I am getting tired of hearing Callie threaten to committ suicide every week when his name is not announced (especially since she never follows thru.....MOL), here is Kozmo of the Cat From Hell Blog as this week's Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere......

Kozmo, you are a Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere!  Your adoring ladycat fans wants to know: 

What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature (P.S. from Callie – they are all handsome!!)?     Where should I start…From the tip tops of my ears down to the tip of my tail (34” long and I am 13” tall at my shoulder). I am a lean mouse hunting machine, but I do think the most glorious thing about me is my velvety glistening fur and the fetching little strip of white hairs down the bridge of my nose. Oh yes, and my white whiskers that are set off by my glossy black coat! Oh, and my jelly bean toes. (At least that is what Mommy tells me)


Describe your perfect ladycat.     When I first became a man cat, I was really attracted to tuxis like Katie Isabella and Domino at the Katnip Lounge and I was totally smitten by Katie and her videos! Boy did I ever want to be a dancer in one of her videos! Then, when I was on my first FBI case, I started to correspond with a beautiful petite girl cat with flaxen, blue-gray, and white furs, big green/yellow eyes, sassy, spunky, and very independent (blows a kiss at Callie)! We have been a hot item for almost a year now. (Winks at Callie and mouths I Love You)

What would be your idea of the perfect date?     Well, I would go pick her up. Then we would listen to beautiful music on the way to dinner. Probably have sushi for dinner, because honestly, who doesn’t like sushi?  After dinner, we would catch a movie. Maybe hold paws. After that, we would go to Barnes and Noble, and get catnip tea and just walk around and chat about whatever was on our minds. After that, we would teleport to a grassy field, and lay under the stars, and talk about our dreams. Maybe a little kissing. (Actually a lot of kissing). Hold hands on the way home. I would walk her to her door. Good night kiss. Text her immediately when I get in my tube, telling her how much of a good time I had, and then when I got home, I would call and we would talk until we both fell asleep.
What is your best pickup line with the ladycats ?     Well, I have thought long and hard about this, before I met my Sweet Pea, and I think this would be good – “Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon”.

 Does your sisfur Nellie help you with your romancing?  Queen Penelope, advice for romance!?! Not on your life! She is good at pointing out my flaws though.

Does being a FBI Agent impress the ladies (P.S. from Callie – yes, it does!!)?     Um, I don’t really know. I thought it might, which is why I joined, but I met the light of my life during my first adventure!

What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you  (P.S. From Callie – emphasis on “like you” – not you – paws off ladies, he’s all mine!!)?     A hot Man Cat like me? Hmmm, I don’t really know…But singing a song really worked for me. (Kosmo blows a kiss at Callie)
What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat wannabe’s out there?     Be yourself. If you are on a date, never look bored(even if you are) Say “Yes Dearest” a lot, and exercise, exercise exercise! You want to be in tip top shape!   Never forget special Dates! Like March 3rd Me is cooking up something special for my Sweet Pea, fricasseed mouse, shrimp cocktails, catnip wine and I’ve hired a violin player to serenade us during our meal….
Kitties - Callie I not the most fortunate girl kitty in the world?  Handsome, brave, smart and excellent taste in girlcats all in one package!!

A Surprise For Callie

Kitties - Sassy here.  After much whining, begging and pouting, I have decided to grant Callie her fondest wish.  Since it is just two days away from my birthday, I need to be nice to her so that she gets me a good prezzie!!

Stay tuned to see what Callie's gets........

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Traveler

Kitties - This week's mancat is Traveler of the Feline Purr-spective blog. 

What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature?     My most handsome feature is my eyes. They range from a deep green when I'm in a romantic mood to a light green when I'm feeling playful. One look is sure to mesmerize the ladycats!
Describe your perfect ladycat.     My perfect ladycat is one who is playful and sensitive (like me!).
Does your mom ever help you out with the ladycats? What have your learned from her?      I get all the tips on how to impress the ladycats from my mom and the one thing I have learned from her is to be myself around the ladycats and make them feel special and unique (because they are!) I make sure to always put them first and give them love and affection and gifts (plenty of catnip!).
What is your best pick-up line with the ladycats?     I haven't needed to use pick up lines with the ladies so far, just one look into my eyes and the ladies are swooning!

What advice would you give to the ladycats who would like to snag a hot mancat like you?     Ladies, you don't need advice. You are so beautiful and I'm just waiting for you to call me! I'm avaliable! Me-oww
What advice would you give to all the hot mancats wannabe's out there?     Ladies love a good mouser. Let me tell you: show off your hunting skills and they'll be after you! Plus, girls are really into sensitive guys who are not afraid to show their true feelings and are always ready to cuddle up on a cold winter day.
Well Kitties, I hope you caught where Traveler said he is available.....anyone need a date to the Valentine Day Dance???

Sunday, February 3, 2013

It's Still There isn't it?

Kitties,Sassy here.  There I was, innocently laying on the bed, having a quick nappie.  All of sudden, I felt an evil presence just behind fact I think I might have even smelled sulphur........

It's still behind me isn't it???