Kitties - this week's Sexy Ladycat is the lovely Selina of the One Eye On The Future blog. So, mancats are you ready for this self confident, sassy Ladycat?
What makes you a sexy
ladycat? What do you think is your
sexiest feature? Honey, it’s ALL about the ‘tude! You gotta strut it, and believe me, I
do! If you do that, they will KNOW your
sexiness. See, mankatts (like hoomans)
need to be kept interested and intrigued by you at ALL times. Keep ‘em off balance - never have the same
reaction twice. Headbonk then RUN away! Or flick your tail first in one direction and
then another. They’ll wonder what you’re
“saying” and get closer to find out! But
I think my sexiest feature is that I’m always, always myself. What you see with me is what you get!
Describe your perfect
mancat. I’m very partial to black mankitties.
There’s something very strong about them. Plus they don’t clash with my color
scheme. MOL! I also think that Ruddy Abysinnian boys are
great eye candy, plus they’re nutty enough to keep up with me. My perfect mankatt has GOT to be playful and
active. I’m not a “lay around” kitty and
he shouldn’t be either: don’t be like my
brofur, Peppers, who just lounges around all the time. Chase me?
Sure! But be warned - my mankatt
has to have GOOD reflexes ‘cause I might just suddenly whirl around and chase
HIM! I love a challenge. Of course a sense of humor is very important,
I don’t want to be the only one laughing!
Oh, and guys? None of those
“one-eye” jokes, OK? Totally
tasteless. Not to mention
insulting. Remember, I see more about
you with my one eye than you’d care to know.
So be nice, ok?
How do you show a
mancat you are interested? Do you have a
pickup line? I love
tail flicks, lightly garnished with some playful “Patented Smacky Paws”
action. Nothing crazy, mind you; just
some friendly wrestling. Maybe have him
watch me bunny-kick one of DadKatt’s folded sweatshirts or something, then let
him join in. After that, I usually
ignore ‘em for a few minutes. Drives ‘em NUTS, I tell ya! No, I don’t believe in pick-up lines. I just believe in being myself. That ought to be enough to attract ANY
mankitty and, if it isn’t, wouldn’t you agree that it’s his loss, not mine?
What should a mancat
do to impress you? Be a gentleman. Don’t steal my gooshy fud (but let me have
some of his). Be a little crazy. Keep up with me. Meow intelligently and if you don’t have
anything to say, don’t just meow for the sake of it. A mankitty who has cool cat toys also has a
natural advantage. And again, please be
sensitive about my one eye. (And no eye
patches for Xmas gifts, ok?)
What would be a
perfect date for a mancat to take you on? Good
question! I’m never the same cat twice,
so it would really vary. I mean, one
minute I’d love a nice, quiet curl-up in a windowsill and the next minute I’m
game for an intense cardio workout of “Upstairs Sprints” or those previously-mentioned
bouts of beating up some hooman clothing!
Really, it depends on the mood so I guess that means that another good
trait a mankitty of mine would have would be having that special intuition and
insight that some have into their ladies’ moods at the moment. Kinda like my DadKatt has with my MomKatt.
Do you have a special
mancat in your life? Are you open to
being contacted by the any of the many handsome mancats of the blogosphere? Alas,
no one special - yet. I’ve had several
brief flirtations, and there *was* a kitty on Catster awhile back that was
pretty special, but he’s not been on for some time and, besides, we were kinda
“just dating” anyway, so I never really considered us “boy & girl katt” ...
As for being
contacted, let’s just say that, while I’m single and loving it, if the right
one comes along ... I certainly won’t
say “Meow-no!” Know what I mean? *wink*
I DO love a mankitty with the confidence to try ........ And as MomKatt
will tell you, I do love attention so ... guys?
You know where to find me!