Twisted V-E-T-S

I just got some scary news!  Mommie told me that Callie and I have an appointment at the V-E-T tomorrow afternoon for our annual exam. 

And since I am a "senior" cat, I would like to share some V-E-T advice to all of you little kittehs.  When you go for the first time, keep your eyes on the thermometer at all times.  Apparently, they teach V-E-T-S some really sick things in school.  You would not believe WHERE they want to put that thermometer!  Let me give you a hint - it's not going in your mouth.....

Sharing is Over Rated

MINE, mine, mine.  Paws off Sassy!

Friday Song by Callie (a.k.a MC Little Trouble)

Today's song is a rap song.  Now normally, I do not sing rap - it is just not my thang, you know.  But I do like a few old school rap songs, plus my practicing really got on Sassy's nerves, which is always a bonus!  The song for today was originally by MC Hammer called "U Can't Touch This".  And now without further ado: 

Yo, Yo, Yo, Kitties in the house, give me a beat.....

You can’t touch this

You can’t touch this

My, my, my catnip hits me so hard

Makes me say “Oh my Cat”

Thank you for blessing me

With a nose to smell and four ounces of ‘nip

Good thing the stuff hasn’t been banned

I’m a super dope homecat from Garland

Kitties in the house

Give me a beat for my ‘nip rap

I told you homekitty (You can’t touch this)

Yeah, that’s how we living and you know (You can’t touch this)

Look at my eyes, Sassy (You can’t touch this)

Yo, paws off, that’s my stash (You can’t touch this)

Remember to Sing Loud, Sing Long, and Sing Often!

Pesky Little Sisfurs

OMC, Kitties, I am going crazy.  Tomorrow Callie is doing a Rap song for her Friday Song.  Since this is not a category she sings in often, she has been practicing a lot today.  

If I have to hear "Yo, Yo, Yo, Kitties in the house - Give Me a Beat"  ONE more time.......

Wordless Wednesday: Practicing my Regal look

Should I ?

That Sassy is dangling her furry tail right down in face just begging me to take a bitey.  But if I  do, she will give me a swat for sure.....hmmm,  what should I do - have fun or stay out of trouble?

P.S.  Final decision - lightning fast bitey on Sassy's tail, then mad dash under the bed.  

Don't 'Nip and Drive

Kitties:

What a great New Years Eve Callie and I had.  We attended several parties.   Lets see - we had Niptinis and Shrimp, Niptinis and Toona, Niptinis and Niptinis....it is kind of blurry now but a good time was had by all.  

But don't worry, we are responsible kitties.  We did not 'Nip and Drive.  Before leaving the house we went through Mommie's purse and got her credit card for the taxi home.  And whoa, good thing we did.  Do you have any idea how much they charge for taxi fare from LA to Dallas???

I think I will try to sleep it off now.