Monday Musings With Sassy: Of Cat Beds and Brats

Kitties - Sassy here.  Today's musings is about the mind of a Brat Cat (I think you know who I am talking about!!)  Okay, remember last week when Mommie got me my new bed and Callie gave me so much grief about it being a "dog" bed?  Well, as it turns out, the Spotted Airhead really liked the "dog" bed and wouldn't stay out of it.  So, Mommie changed her mind about buying her a new bling-bling collar for Christmas and instead got her a new bed. 

But now here is the crazy thing.  Even though the Spotted Airhead's bed is the exact same bed as mine, she is still insisting that mine is a "yucky dog" bed.  While her's is a "Designer Deluxe Cat Lounger, lined in rare Himalayan Sheep Wool". 

What???

Christmas Carols Redux by Calle: Do You Smell What I Smell?

Kitties - Here is the next in my series of Christmas Carols redone.  This one was formerly called "Do You Hear What I Hear?".  But it was kind of boring, about people hearing things or something, so I improved upon it.  Are you ready to sing along? 

Said Clever Callie to Sweet Sassy

"Do you smell what I smell?

 Way up atop the cabinet

 Do you smell what I smell?

 Some nip, some nip, smelling so good

 Making my eyes pinwheel around!

 Making my eyes pinwheel around!

 

Said Clever Callie to Sweet Sassy

Can you climb up that high?

If you can, the treasure is ours

Can you climb up that high?

Some nip, Some nip, go get it for me

Maybe I will share some with you!

Maybe I will share some with you!

 Remember to Sing Loud, Sing Long and Sing Often!!

 

 

 

My Early Christmas Present

Kitties - Sassy here.  Today Mommie gave me an early Christmas present!  You see, I am a full-figured type of cat.  Most of the beds made for kitties are only for those skinny sack of bones type kitties.  When I lay down in them, my fluffiness overflowed!  So Mommie went to the store and got me a special big kitty bed.  Here it is -

Now when Callie saw this, she laughed and said that Mommie had to buy me a "dog!" bed because of my big bones.  But I know that this is not true because Mommie showed me the label with a cat on it.  Although, I will admit, they did pick a very...hmmm..unfortunate looking cat to model!

And here is a picture of me enjoying my specially made Big Kitty Bed. 

(P.S. the stuff you see on my bed is some crushed catnip to make it smell yummy!)

Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Eric

Kitties - Sassy here.  Today we have another dose of Orange English Handsomeness!  This week's Hot Mancat is Eric of Two Devon Cats.  Last week you read about his brother, Flynn.  Hmmm, two handsome mancats in one location....this is a trend I could support!

Eric, you are a Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere!  Ladycats want to know:

Describe your perfect ladycat.     I do have a special ladycat friend, Rosie from Rosie and Cheeto,  but sadly we don't see each other often any more. I am a lover and a snuggler so I like the same qualities in a ladycat.

 What would be your idea of the perfect date?     I can think of nothing better than curling up with the lady of my dreams in front of a roaring log fire sharing niptinis and tuna.

 What is your best pickup line with the ladycats ?  How do you convince the ladycats that you are more handsome than Flynn?     We had a new cat tree earlier in the year and it has a nice big top for laying out on. I think I would ask the ladycats if they would like to visit my tree and share the view with me.  Why would I need to convince them that I am more handsome than Flynn? I am sure they can see that for themselves. Mum says I have a lovely big handsome face.

 

 

What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you?     They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach and I am no different. Seriously though, I like a lady who takes pride in her appearance. I love a bit of ear washing and am very good at returning it. As I said earlier, I rarely see my ladycat so if anyone is looking for a hot older mancat, here I am.

 

What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat wannabe’s out there?     Just be yourself. The ladies prefer that, and always treat them with respect.

Well Ladies, after seeing these two handsome English boys, who wants to move to England??

Christmas Carol Redux by Callie

Kitties - I am sure that like me you are starting to get tired of the same ol' Christmas Carols year after year.  So I decided to modernize and redo some carols this year.  This song used to be boring ol' Silent Night.  Now it is the exciting and thrilling "Silent Meow".  Are you ready to sing along? 

Silent meow, quiet meow  

What Mommie begs for nightly

But I wanna meow at 3 am!
It’s fun to see how loud I can be!
Go back to sleep Mommie.
Go back to sleep Mommie.

Silent meow, quiet meow

Mommie wakes at the sound

Won’t she enjoy my dawn singing?

Surely that’s why she throws her pillow

Hark, Callie is singing!

Hark, Callie is singing!

 

 

REMEMBER TO SING LOUD, SING LONG AND SING OFTEN!

 

I Have A Secret!

Kitties - Gather around.  I have a secret to tell you!

 

 

I know what Mommie got our Secret Paws! 

It is some really good stuff!

Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Flynn

Kitties - I am sorry that we have not posted or visited much this week.  Here is Dallas it is unseasonably warm (in the low 80's during the daytime) and this is causing Mommie's sinuses to "explode" she says.  I am not too sure what this means, but apparently it requires the human to lay in bed and whine for hours on end about pounding heads and stupid crazy weather!  Anyway, let's talk about something much more interesting....Hot Mancats!!

Today's Mancat is an orange English dream.  It is Flynn of Eric and Flynn. 

Flynn, you are a Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere!  Your adoring ladycat fans wants to know: 

What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature?     I work very hard to keep in shape so am proud of my manly fizz-eek. I keep my muscles well toned which is essential for catching mice.

 

Describe your perfect ladycat.     I have two special ladycat friends. Grr from Grr, Midnight and Cocoa who I have known since I started blogging six years ago, and Sweet Pea from Katnip Lounge. They are both very different, Grr is black and Sweet Pea is white. They are both beautiful. I like a ladycat with a hint of danger. Actually Grr has more than a hint as Humans often find out. I like a ladycat who is willing to join me in hunts for mousies or other bugs.

What would be your idea of the perfect date?  Have you and Eric ever competed for the same ladycat?     Although Eric and I do a lot together, we actually have very different personalities so have never competed for the same ladycat.

Describe your perfect date.     My perfect date would be a day out hunting with the lady of my dreams, followed by a picnic under a blue sky and warm sun. In the evening we would share nip and valerian on my nippy quilt. I am a gentlemancat so will just say that I would make sure I escorted my lady safely home afterwards.

What is your best pickup line with the ladycats ?     I know where there are some nice plump and tender mousies. Would you like to come for a stroll in the fields with me?

What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you?     As well as being indoors, I love to play outside, so a ladycat who loves to hunt and play outdoors is sure to get my attention.

What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat wannabe’s out there?     Just as Eric and I have different personalities, so do the ladycats. If you find one you are attracted to, take time to find her preferences and act accordingly.

So Kitties - did you enjoy today's English Orange Dreamy Mancat?  Well, hang on, because next week we will have even more!!