Friday Songs With Callie: Electioneering

Kitties - With all of the campaigning going on, I wanted to sing a song about it.  I found this nearly perfect song by Radiohead called "Electioneering".  It is so perfect, I had to change only a very few words!  Are you ready to sing?

I will stop
I will stop at nothing
Say the right things
When electioneering
I trust I can rely on your vote

When I go forwards
you go backwards and
somewhere we will meet

Hocking Hairballs
Dirty your litterbox
It's just business
Catnip stealing and fur shaving
I trust I can rely on your vote

When I go forwards
you go backwards and
somewhere we will meet

A Question For The Kitties

Kitties - lately something strange has been going on.  Recently I have been feeling like someone is watching me (and I don't mean Ol' Lard Butt).  When I look, I don't see anyone, but I could swear that I smell shrimp eggrolls......does anyone know what this means?

A Special Post for My Sweet Ba-Boo

Kitties - My Sweet Ba-Boo, Kozmo has been having a rough week with his naughty sister insulting him.  But then, he posted extraordinary dead mousie count today (plus a really hot picture of him bathing!)  So Kozzie, I talked Mommie into making this video just for you!

Monday Musings With Sassy: Hairballs

Kitties - unfortunately, today there will not be a Monday Musings.  You see, late last night I had a problem with a hairball.  So that, that person, the Mommie cruelly forced fed me some hairball medicine!  Can you believe such abuse!!!  I am currently pouting under the bed, coming out only long enough to glare Mommie into submission.  Since I am refusing to speak to that Mommie creature, I can't dictate my Monday Musings to her. 

I shall have my revenge.....

Friday Songs With Callie: Goodbye My Fuzzy Boys

Kitties - as everyone who is anyone knows, the CB had a big event this week.  King Spitty I is no longer, uhm, intact.  I created this song for him to sing regarding his loss.  It was orginally "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John, but now it is "Goodbye My Fuzzy Boys" by Spitty. 

When are my boys gonna come back

When are my boys coming home
I should have stayed outta the PTU
I should have bitten my old hooman
You know you gotta sleep sometime
I wanna my boys back now!
I can’t believe you chopped off my boys
This cat’s  too young to be singing the blues

So goodbye my special fuzzy boys
All the Ladies of CB can stop crying
My pink beddy will be busy again
I've got my mojo back!

Almost Wordless Wednesday: Growing

What do you mean I don't fit here anymore?

(This picture was taken today)

(This picture was taken 8 months ago!)

Delayed Monday Musings With Sassy: Stupid Human Shopping

Kitties - Sassy here.  My Monday's Musings was slightly delayed this week, but the rant is still hot!  Today I want to talk about humans and their inability to do math!  This last weekend in Dallas was crazy.  Here in Texas, we have one weekend before school starts that is a "Tax Free" weekend.  Shoppers can buy certain items, such as school clothes and supplies tax free.  This is a big shopping weekend here in Texas.  A lot of people come in from Oklahoma, Arkansas and Lousianna for this event.  Mommie knows to just stock up and stay away from the stores for the whole weekend.  It is like the day after Thanksgiving in August. 



Now lets do the math on this event, since apparently the humans can't.  The tax rate in this area of Texas is 8.25%.  Most people from out of town stay at least overnight for this weekend.  So lets stay that the average school supply shopping human spends $400 on supplies and clothes.  Not paying taxes on this saves them $33 dollars.  To shop this weekend they will spend lets say $100 on a hotel, $75 on food and $50 on gas. 

So the brillant humans spent $225 to save $33.....words just fail me........