Kitties - Sassy here. So there I was yesterday enjoying my Spotted Airhead free time, when suddenly I realized that I have been having more free time than normal. Callie had not shown up for the usual Friday
Wailing Screeching Howling
Songs and she never misses that! I then realized that it has been 14 hours and 23 minutes since I last heard any phrase that started with "My Sweet Ba-Boo is so......" and that is some kind of record! So I started visiting all of her favorite places and I found this note by her favorite window sill:
Now, I will admit that my first thought was to hide the note and let the catnapper keep her.....but I guess I would miss her a tiny bit! I have been in contact with Nellie and Kozmo
(I refuse to call him that insane nickname) and they are working on it. Has anyone out there seen a harassed looking cat with a tied up Spotted Airhead in tow?
Hang in there Callie...the posse is forming!
The plot rolls on!
Maybe he should gag her... Whoop! sorry! I think I was channeling you, dear Sassy!
I hope they find her soon!
Kozmo is beside himself, he keeps moaning on and on about his Sweet Pea and how my wantoness has led to this disaster and he keeps going through my photo album! He even keeps forgetting to call me Queen Penelope!
Yes! Me has had quite a few boyfriends, but me LOVES Egg rolls as much as me loves KFC and me has had Chinese with so many Man cats!
The FBI has contacted us and Kozmo will be off to hund down the kidnapper soon!
If yous gets more notes, please pass them along
Get the FBI immediately!! I see Nellie has been alerted! We will await another bit of eggroll! xx
Sassy with this posse you are gathering you are sure to find your spotted airhead of a sister back soon.
You know what? She's HIS problem for a while. More room for US when I visit--and no annoying little sis following us around. Shall I drop over later?
Oh dear! I hope Callie is found soon for the sake of heartbroken Kozmo!
Oh NO!! Don't worry Callie--help is on the way!
Allie: Spotted Airhead? Sounds like you have a sibling like MINE *glares at Faraday*
You could decide you were very, very thankful and leave it at that?
No *sigh* I didn't think so...
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