Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Kozmo

Kitties - Well,  I did not want to feature Kozmo at first in case it looked like I was playing favorites, but since I am getting tired of hearing Callie threaten to committ suicide every week when his name is not announced (especially since she never follows thru.....MOL), here is Kozmo of the Cat From Hell Blog as this week's Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere......

Kozmo, you are a Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere!  Your adoring ladycat fans wants to know: 

What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature (P.S. from Callie – they are all handsome!!)?     Where should I start…From the tip tops of my ears down to the tip of my tail (34” long and I am 13” tall at my shoulder). I am a lean mouse hunting machine, but I do think the most glorious thing about me is my velvety glistening fur and the fetching little strip of white hairs down the bridge of my nose. Oh yes, and my white whiskers that are set off by my glossy black coat! Oh, and my jelly bean toes. (At least that is what Mommy tells me)


Describe your perfect ladycat.     When I first became a man cat, I was really attracted to tuxis like Katie Isabella and Domino at the Katnip Lounge and I was totally smitten by Katie and her videos! Boy did I ever want to be a dancer in one of her videos! Then, when I was on my first FBI case, I started to correspond with a beautiful petite girl cat with flaxen, blue-gray, and white furs, big green/yellow eyes, sassy, spunky, and very independent (blows a kiss at Callie)! We have been a hot item for almost a year now. (Winks at Callie and mouths I Love You)

What would be your idea of the perfect date?     Well, I would go pick her up. Then we would listen to beautiful music on the way to dinner. Probably have sushi for dinner, because honestly, who doesn’t like sushi?  After dinner, we would catch a movie. Maybe hold paws. After that, we would go to Barnes and Noble, and get catnip tea and just walk around and chat about whatever was on our minds. After that, we would teleport to a grassy field, and lay under the stars, and talk about our dreams. Maybe a little kissing. (Actually a lot of kissing). Hold hands on the way home. I would walk her to her door. Good night kiss. Text her immediately when I get in my tube, telling her how much of a good time I had, and then when I got home, I would call and we would talk until we both fell asleep.
What is your best pickup line with the ladycats ?     Well, I have thought long and hard about this, before I met my Sweet Pea, and I think this would be good – “Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon”.

 Does your sisfur Nellie help you with your romancing?  Queen Penelope, advice for romance!?! Not on your life! She is good at pointing out my flaws though.

Does being a FBI Agent impress the ladies (P.S. from Callie – yes, it does!!)?     Um, I don’t really know. I thought it might, which is why I joined, but I met the light of my life during my first adventure!

What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you  (P.S. From Callie – emphasis on “like you” – not you – paws off ladies, he’s all mine!!)?     A hot Man Cat like me? Hmmm, I don’t really know…But singing a song really worked for me. (Kosmo blows a kiss at Callie)
What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat wannabe’s out there?     Be yourself. If you are on a date, never look bored(even if you are) Say “Yes Dearest” a lot, and exercise, exercise exercise! You want to be in tip top shape!   Never forget special Dates! Like March 3rd Me is cooking up something special for my Sweet Pea, fricasseed mouse, shrimp cocktails, catnip wine and I’ve hired a violin player to serenade us during our meal….
Kitties - Callie here....am I not the most fortunate girl kitty in the world?  Handsome, brave, smart and excellent taste in girlcats all in one package!!


Gigi said...

Jeez, Kozmo, this is such a great article it almost makes ME want to date you--I said ALMOST.

Boy, Callie, you really owe Sassy a grrrrreat Birfday present now!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Oh My Cat, Mommy don't remember a word she just read to us, but those black purrfect paw pads on those little white feet, she will remember furever!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Yowza! He certainly is a hot mancat! Look at those toes!!!!!!!!

CATachresis said...

Kozmo, you and I is brofurs!!

ciao buddy
Austin ;)

Donna said...

Oh wow, I am swooning!

Mollie said...

Me with Spitty..MOL I wonder if they makes a Woman cat like youz :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Unknown said...

Sassy-Thanks yous so furry much for interviewing Kozmo!
He is over the moon!

Anonymous said...

Swell interview of my pal Kozmo. So jelly bean toes really "do it" for ladycats huh? Well, I have EXTRA jelly beans on my paws because I've got one extra toesie on my front paws....do I get extra points for that??? Hmmm?????

Kitty hugs, Sammy

Cathy Keisha said...

You know Kozmo, Spitty says that monotony, er, Monogamy is only for humans. You should sow some wild oats, na mean? Nellie knows what I mean.

Unknown said...

Very clever post and stunning photos of Kozmo. Sorry Callie, but we all (except Mauricio) would like you to be our Valentine. Purrs and hugs, the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

kozmo.... ya IZ one hot dood !!!

see ewe all at de fish buffet over at mollie N ranger's :)

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Well done Kozmo! Great advice for our mancats.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That was a great interview Kozmo. Callie is lucky to have a hot mancat like you.

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Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Pawsome interview with Kozmo !!
YES , Callie you are THE most fortunate girl kitty in the world !!