Kitties - Sassy here with another Monday musing.
I recently read online the story of Peach. Peach is a police dog in England. He recently chased down a criminal and helped the police catch him. Now apparently the English court system is as screwed up as ours, because the court required Peach to file a report on this...even after his handler explained that Peach is a dog! So Peach filed the following report, complete with a paw print signature -
"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."
This report got me to thinking. I need to file a report on Mommie after she tortured me with hairball medicine. I think that it should read something like.....
"Mommie woke up Sassy. Bad Mommie. Made Sassy swallow nasty stuff. Mean Mommie. Arrest Mommie for Cat assault."
What kind of report would you file?
Definitely neglect charges. Pfft! Mommy ignored us for 1/2 hr yesterday! Thankfully we had her attention for the other 23 1/2. MOL!
How much time do you have? Nah...just kidding. We have a few things that come to mind.....
The Florida Furkids
Mommy volunteers at an animal shelter and comes home smelling of strange cats! She changes her clothes right away but we are not fooled.
We charge her with abandonment and smelling funny.
We hardly ever get to be on the blog too.
Tommie, Grace Lillian, and Mickey Mouser
We would file charges against our mom for not feeding us in a timely fashion. We wanna eat when we wanna eat!
Mine would probaby be "someone is sleeping in my bed!" but that could get me in sister trouble!
Had to Laff at Brian's comment. :-)
I have had some moments when I could have turned the mom in for something. She is usually pretty good about things but there are some things done around here that should be against the law and needs to be dealt with. I love this idea for a TCC event. Check out the calendar at the club and please let me know which date you would like to host it. Email with the information and also what the event will be called.
We will have to think about what kind of police report we would do on mum.
Oh, my human would definitely go to prison for FRAUD! She says she is a cat person, but she is terrible at it! Otherwise, why would I be annoyed at her all the time?
KIDNAPING! UNLAWFUL DETENTION! Every time that stupid troll box appears!
We haven't had fresh roast chicken in two days! And frankly, the bed hasn't been made yet either. Shocking. Appalling.
I dunno Sassy, cause I'm still stuck on: "Good BOY, Peach. PEACH?? Wow, poor guy.
We've wanted to call the police people on our Mama many times for trips to the v-e-t, hair combing, nail clipping, and yucky medicine Ateret has to take when she has a coughing fit. Ateret often wants to call the police because she thinks it's criminal that I'm here, even though I've been here since August, 2009. Ha ha! Abbi
Oh my gosh! That made me laugh so loud it scared the kitties! MOL!
Star would like to file a report on how daddy teased her with the treat box...
Oh, are we ready to press charges, especially if the rumors are true.
Let Mom Julie try to take us close to 800 miles away without being arrested for catnapping!!
I would file a report to you Sassy that says:
Austin bad, Austin contrite, Austin forgiven?
I love my Pops to bits and we get along famously but I think the Bro-furs have a few beefs.
Rumpy: "Awful abuse by wiping my floof when there is a Kling-On."
Buddy: "Not Nuff Treaterz! Never Nuff! Nuff Saidz!"
Fitz: "Arrest Fumpy NOW! HELP! MEAN CAT!"
Uhh... Ok cats... Gotta go have a grrrest day!
sassy...bee for yur mom iz a rested, make sure her getz ta de store n stocks up on catnip treetz and foodz for ewe... then her can get a rested....
Yous don't get treats after having the yucky medicine?!?!?
Me I wan´t to report my mommy for forcing to have bath´s much to frequent !!
Hello ladies loved your feature on pet blogs united,xx Speedy
Max might have me brought up on charges of torture as I bought a game that hides the treat...he looked at it and me and gave me his paw, looked pitiful at me again and walked away in utter disgust...what kind of mean Mom makes you DO something for a darn treat?! (yes, eventually I gave in to the look)
ha hha - I think you are so right to want to give mommy a new award. Sounds very fitting.
We have a neighbour who is an RCMP officer so... instead of filing a report, I'd just go talk to her. I threaten the peeps with that ALL the time. hehehe...
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