Monday, September 16, 2013

We Are The Luckiest Girl Cats In The World!

Kitties - Callie and Sassy here.  For once we are working together!  We got to talking last night (in between fights) and decided that maybe since we have not been posting much, our boycat friends might be feeling neglected.  So, this post is for them. 

To the Handsome and Debonair Austin:

 
 

(notice the kitty matt on the edge of the picture that my Austin got me - I sleep on it every night)
 
 
 
For My Brave and Handsome Kozmo:
 
 
 
 

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

I'mmmm BAAAAACCCCKK and The Natural Pet Company Product Review

Kitties - I'MMMMM BBBBAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!!
 
 
We have not been posting lately because Mommy has been feeling bad, sickie, ill, MEAN!  But recently we were contacted by the good people at The Natural Pet Company wanting to know if we would like review some of their products, including their 100% All Natural Catnip
 
 
A chance to get free 'nip??? Yeah, we could not get Mommy to type the word yes fast enough!!
 
Callie:  I love this stuff!  Would calling it heaven in a bag be too over the top?  I enjoyed this stuff so much, I decided to do a song about it, even though it is not Friday.  This song was originally sung by The Black Eye Peas called "My Humps" (written by will.i.am.). But who cares about a silly ol' human song?  My song is called "My 'Nip!"
 
 
What you gon' do with all that ‘nip?
All that ‘nip inside that bag?
 I'ma get, get, get, get, that ‘nip,
Get me some Natural Pet ‘nip.
My ‘nip, my ‘nip, my ’nip,
my ‘nip, my ‘nip,
My ‘nip, my ‘nip, my ‘nip,
my lovely bag of ‘nip (Check it out)
 
I drive sisfur Sassy crazy,
I do it on the daily,
She treat me really mean………..
Sassy:  Okay, I am going to stop this and give my review before everyone's ears start bleeding.  My review is a little mixed.  While I LOVED this stuff, I do have to consider that it resulted in me having to listen to the Spotted Airhead sing and it is not even Friday.....on the other paw....it was some really great chit...oh, well, you know what they say, if you have had some really good nip, you might as well join them!
 
 
 
What you gon' do with all that ‘nip?

All that ‘nip inside that bag?
 I'ma get, get, get, get, that ‘nip,
Get me some Natural Pet ‘nip.
My ‘nip, my ‘nip, my ’nip,
my ‘nip, my ‘nip,
My ‘nip, my ‘nip, my ‘nip,
my lovely bag of ‘nip (Check it out)
 
 
To Our new readers, if you would like to check
out other Friday Songs go to here and here.
 
And to read about some of their adventures
go to here and here.
 

 



Thursday, May 23, 2013

I have the Best Boycat Friend EVER!!

Kitties - Sassy here.  Remember a couple of weeks ago when I was disappointed that my boycat friend was not romantic enough?  Well, I take it all back!  Yesterday my Sweet Boy, Austin sent me a wonderful package.  Here I am wondering what my Sweet Boy got me.

 
He sent me a beautiful cat sized blankie and a stuffed heart.  Here is a picture of me kissing his heart.
 
 
 
I asked Mommie to let me sleep with my Sweet Boy's gifts last night. 



 
 
Good Night Sweet Boy Austin!!
 







Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Sexy Ladycats of the Blogosphere: Truffle and Brulee

Kitties - Okay get ready mancats!  For this week's Sexy Ladycat post you are going to get 2 for the price of 1!  Featured this week are the ladies from Sweet Purrfections, Truffle and Brulee.  Are you ready for twice the dessert?
What makes you a sexy ladycat?  What do you think is your sexiest feature?

Truffle:  I’m a sexy ladycat because of my thick luxurious floof.  I have silver streaks interspersed throughout my white furs.  My sexiest feature is my eyes.  They are big, green, and can look into your soul with one look.  I’m also a little shy.

Brulee:  I’m a sexy ladycat because I am unique, beautiful, and a little quirky.  My sexiest feature is my “bed hair” floof and my fur horns.

Truffle

When did you first discover you were a Sexy Ladycat?

Truffle:  The first time I strolled in front of the mirror.  Plus, I was honored that the famous Rumbles asked to escort me to my 1st birthday debutante ball last year and I knew he liked the sexy ladycats.

Brulee:  The fact that my favorite place to spend the day (and night) is in the bed!
 
Brulee
 
Describe your perfect mancat.  

Truffle:  Strong with a soft heart.  My purrfect mancat needs to appreciate the time it takes me to get beautiful each day and constantly tell me that I’m special.  He needs to be patient with my divaness!

Brulee:  Someone that likes to have fun.  I like to play and be pampered.

Truffle

How do you show a mancat you are interested?  Do you have a pickup line?

Truffle:  I’m only a year old, so I haven’t been playing the field too much.

Brulee:  I’m only a year old too, but my favorite line is “Want to have a little fun?”


What should a mancat do to impress you?

Truffle:  Bring me lots of treats and silvervine catnip.

Brulee:  Bring me lots of treats and fev-vers.

Truffle

What would be a perfect date for a mancat to take you on?

Truffle:  We’d climb to the top of a custom made cat tree in front of a big picture window and watch the squirrels, birds, and bugs outside.  He’d give me a private bath until my silver floof is glowing in the dark.  He’d feed me treats all day long and whisper sweet nothings in my ears all night long.

Brulee:  I’ve never been on a date, so I’m not quite sure what a date is.  I know my sister-before-me, Sweet Praline, was a diva of the CB and she had lots of mancats in her life.  She advises me to play the field and have fun being the Southern Belle that I am.  I know I’d like to be entertained and have fun, but I also like to snuggle when it’s time to go to bed.  I also want private baths and want to be feed delicious treats.


Brulee
Do you have a special mancat in your life?  Are you open to being contacted by the any of the many handsome mancats of the blogosphere?

Truffle:  Rumbles is a special mancat of mine.  He’s escorted me to several events, but we are not an exclusive couple.  Of course I don’t mind being contacted by any of the handsome mancats of the CB.  I plan on following the guidelines of my sister-before-me, Sweet Praline, and have lots of mancats in my life. 

Brulee:  I’m a very flirtatious ladycat and have no one special mancat in my life at this time.  I think Hammy (Rumble’s brother) has a crush on me.  Of course I don’t mind being contacted by any of the handsome mancats of the CB.  I also plan on following the guidelines of my sister-before-me, Sweet Praline, and have lots of mancats in my life. 

Truffle

 

Monday, May 20, 2013

Movies Would Be Better With Cats #1

Kitties - Sassy here.  It has occurred to me that many of the movies that humans watch would be greatly improved with cats in them.  With that, I am going to present weekly movie quotes that would be improved with cats.  Can you guess the quote?


Callie: I want some catnip!
[to Sassy]

Col. Sassy: You want catnip?

Callie: I think I'm entitled to some.

Col. Sassy: You want catnip?

Callie: I want some catnip!

Col. Sassy: You can't handle the catnip!

Okay kitties - put on your thinking caps - what movie was this quote from and who (two actors) said it?

Friday, May 17, 2013

Whoa....What a Party!!

Kitties - Callie here.  As I am sure everyone knows, Nellie of the Cat From Hell blog recently turned 15!  And boy, did my Sweet Ba-Boo, her brofur, Kozmo throw her a great party! Sassy and I are still recovering.  And don't ever let anyone tell you 15 is old - that Nellie danced everyone under the table!  She was still going strong when we left! 

Here is a picture of me before the party with my NEW tiara. 
 
And here I am afterwards
 



And I don't know exactly what happened with Sassy....I just know it involved Austin, a big catnip plant that is no more and a great-now-I-have-the-munchies Shrimp eating contest!