Well The Spotted Airhead Has Done It Now!

Kitties - Sassy here.  Well, the Spotted Airhead (otherwise known as Callie by those that don't know her) has gone and done it now!  See here is what happened.  We cats have been expecting to get something bad, bad in the mail that we did not what Mommie to see, so we have been monitoring the mail to get it removed before Mommie could see it.  It was Callie's turn to listen for the mailman.  But she got distracted trying on her tiaras or something and she didn't hear the mail arrive.  And this is what Mommie got.......

 

 

Guess what special fun thing we get to do in a few weeks?  I am taking any and all suggestions on a creative way to punish the Spotted Airhead for this.  

The Very Most Best Boycat Friend In The World!

Kitties - Callie here.  On Christmas Eve I got the best gift in the world.  See, I was sitting at home feeling blue because I was missing my Sweet Ba-Boo, Kozmo.  Then suddenly there was a knock on the door.  The man in really unflattering clothing (brown is so yesterday, fashion-wise!) brought a package for ME!  It was from the BEST boycat friend in the world!  So Mommie put the packages on the floor for me the inspect. 

 

 

One package had a Mousie chase ring.  Kozmo got it for me so that I could learn how to catch mousies like he does.  I played and played with it!

 

 

 

 

In the second box was a big jar of these wonderful things called Bonito flakes.  They tasted great!  I ate and ate them!

 



 

 

Kozmo - you are the King of Boycat Friends!  I love you!

 

 



 





 

Our Secret Paws Package Has Arrived!!

Kitties - We got our Secret Paws package Tuesday!  We waited to post about it because Wednesday is Hot Mancat day and you know - priorities!  Our Secret Paws is Adan and Lego of Adan-way blog.    The package came all of the way from Taiwan!  After Mommie brought the package in, we of course had to inspect it. 

 

 

 

We got some great stuff from Adan and Lego.  Look at this haul!

 

 

 

We got these great Silvervine treats - you can't get these here in the US (at least not that Mommie can find). 

 

 





Sassy really liked the cat scratchers. 

 

My favorite was the wand toy.  It goes fast, fast thru the air.  But not as fast as my paw!  HA!

 

 

 

 

THANK YOU Adan and Lego!  We love our prezzies!



Hot Mancats of the Blogosphere: Nerissa

Kitties - This week's Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere is Nerissa of Nerissa's Life.  Now while Nerissa may have a girl's name, he makes up for that with his handsome looks! 

Nerissa, you are a Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere.  Your many ladycat fans want to know: 

1. What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature?     Well, I’ve got that cute little beauty mark on my chin. The peep says it’s the secret to my kittenish charm. I think she might be right.

 

2. Describe your perfect ladycat.     My perfect ladycat is one who reads my blog and tells me that she likes it, even if she doesn’t. Who laughs at my jokes even when she thinks they aren’t funny. Who repeats the words I’ve invented, helping me to get them into the next version of Websters or whatever. Who doesn’t complain about my addiction to the nip. And who leaves me a little cream in the saucer even if she does get there first.

 

3. What would be your idea of a perfect date?     I’ve only ever been on one date and that was taking LBK to anipalprom. It was pretty much perfect. The only thing that would have made it more perfect was if I hadn’t ended up in Twitmo for tweeting too much. Oh that twitter jail. MOUSES!

 

4. What is your best pickup line with the ladycats?     Hmmm…. I don’t think I have one. I just smile at the ladies and purr a lot.

5. What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you?     Well, I love the nip and pretty much anyone who has nip, will catch my eye. I think a lot of us hot mancats are into the nip. And whatever you do, don’t snicker at us if we have a bit too much of the stuff. I mean there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a little nip, right?

6. What advice would you give to all the hot mancat wannabes out there?     One thing I’ve had a hard time overcoming is the fact that my ol’ peep gave me a girls’ name. It’s a real disability when meeting the ladies, you know? Get yourself a manly name and if you don’t have that, a manly nickname will suffice. My BFF Herman came up with the name Niss for me and that works for me.

 

Oh, my...I have always been a sucker for a Mancat in glasses....

Monday Musings With Sassy: Of Cat Beds and Brats

Kitties - Sassy here.  Today's musings is about the mind of a Brat Cat (I think you know who I am talking about!!)  Okay, remember last week when Mommie got me my new bed and Callie gave me so much grief about it being a "dog" bed?  Well, as it turns out, the Spotted Airhead really liked the "dog" bed and wouldn't stay out of it.  So, Mommie changed her mind about buying her a new bling-bling collar for Christmas and instead got her a new bed. 

But now here is the crazy thing.  Even though the Spotted Airhead's bed is the exact same bed as mine, she is still insisting that mine is a "yucky dog" bed.  While her's is a "Designer Deluxe Cat Lounger, lined in rare Himalayan Sheep Wool". 

What???

Christmas Carols Redux by Calle: Do You Smell What I Smell?

Kitties - Here is the next in my series of Christmas Carols redone.  This one was formerly called "Do You Hear What I Hear?".  But it was kind of boring, about people hearing things or something, so I improved upon it.  Are you ready to sing along? 

Said Clever Callie to Sweet Sassy

"Do you smell what I smell?

 Way up atop the cabinet

 Do you smell what I smell?

 Some nip, some nip, smelling so good

 Making my eyes pinwheel around!

 Making my eyes pinwheel around!

 

Said Clever Callie to Sweet Sassy

Can you climb up that high?

If you can, the treasure is ours

Can you climb up that high?

Some nip, Some nip, go get it for me

Maybe I will share some with you!

Maybe I will share some with you!

 Remember to Sing Loud, Sing Long and Sing Often!!

 

 

 

My Early Christmas Present

Kitties - Sassy here.  Today Mommie gave me an early Christmas present!  You see, I am a full-figured type of cat.  Most of the beds made for kitties are only for those skinny sack of bones type kitties.  When I lay down in them, my fluffiness overflowed!  So Mommie went to the store and got me a special big kitty bed.  Here it is -

Now when Callie saw this, she laughed and said that Mommie had to buy me a "dog!" bed because of my big bones.  But I know that this is not true because Mommie showed me the label with a cat on it.  Although, I will admit, they did pick a very...hmmm..unfortunate looking cat to model!

And here is a picture of me enjoying my specially made Big Kitty Bed. 

(P.S. the stuff you see on my bed is some crushed catnip to make it smell yummy!)