Kitties - Sassy here. Well, the Spotted Airhead (otherwise known as Callie by those that don't know her) has gone and done it now! See here is what happened. We cats have been expecting to get something bad, bad in the mail that we did not what Mommie to see, so we have been monitoring the mail to get it removed before Mommie could see it. It was Callie's turn to listen for the mailman. But she got distracted trying on her tiaras or something and she didn't hear the mail arrive. And this is what Mommie got.......
Guess what special fun thing we get to do in a few weeks? I am taking any and all suggestions on a creative way to punish the Spotted Airhead for this.
Oh my, I don't like getting mail like that either! Hey, what ya doing in a few weeks??? I don't have any idea!
Can you make her go TWICE? Use some fur-make up or something.
That is not the sort of mail that any one wants to get.
Yikes! We don't ever want to see that in OUR mail!
I LOVE Katnip Lounge´s idea = Make her go twice to the vet *mol*
Well... tiaras CAN be very distracting. Least that's what's I've heard... purrs
I like the idea of making her go twice! Although I think it is partly your fault, Sassy, for leaving the task up to her. I mean, she IS called the spotted airhead by you, so you should have known better!
Sassy, babe, she's an airhead, what do you expect? Being the clued up sophisticat that you are, I am sure you'll come up with an answer! If not, just run for the hills …...
Oh boy... I can see why you wanted to intercept that mail...
Perhaps you should show Callie how to really intercept mail and keep any communications from Kosmo from her!
Dang. That is one letter we never want to get.
I can't believe they are calling Sassy a *senior* ...sheesh.
I don't like the sound of Callie's *fecal* either.
Watch your backs, kitties!
; ) Katie
I was reading all the fine print.
They want you to bring in URINE as well as 'stool.' Well, people can move around stools and chairs all they want, but no one is getting urine without a fight. I'm sure Callie and Sassy feel the same way.
Oh boy, the Spotted Airhead REALLY fell down on the job. Now here is your only hope: Is your Human really old? Like older-than-dirt old? Because if she, she *might* just forget all this nonsense and let you be. But she's prolly gotta be like elebenty-sebben-sumfing to be old enough to forget something like this. Sorry, Sassy. I feel for you. Maybe you could start intercepting mail from You-Know-Who as her punishment??
At least it is a cool color...
A perch in everee pocket
A salmon in everee sock
Hope yur new yeerz eve
Trooly doez rock
A whitefish in everee wagon
A bass in everee bowl
Hope yur new yeerz day
Trooly doez roll
A herring N everee hammick
A trout in everee tanx
High pawz N headbonkz
For yur friendship we due thanx
We hope everee one haza pawsum
awesum soooper grate happee healthee
2013; may yur lives bee enriched with
loves N thanx for putting up with all
R burd non cents de live long yeer
Oh NOES! That means we'll be right behind you most likely. Time for us to watch for that bad postman too! Happy New Year!
Yep, I hate those postcards, too! I won't be getting one until some time in January, but Pee has gotten hers already. Lucky for us my mom is so slow in making appointments, is what I say, so I might be cat fix-it place-free until February!
Oh dear, that is not what you want in the mail.
Try to have a happy new year anyway.
HAH! She really did it this time! Didn't know you girls were seniors. I won't tell anyone.
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