My Romantic Adventure With Kozmo In London

Kitties, I had a most wonderful weekend.  I got to go to London to see my boykitty friend Kozmo.  He is in London working for the F.B.I. (Feline Bureau of Investigations) on a top-secret, very dangerous project. My Kozmo is very brave and wonderful.  Unfortunately, since Mommie and Sassy have not met Kozmo yet, I had to take Old Lardbutt Sassy with me to act as Chaperon.  It was a very long flight over, almost 9 hours.  I thought that this would give me a chance to tell Sassy all about Kozmo, however, about half way there, Sassy said she had a headache and left to lie down.  Actually, it wasn’t at all surprising that Sassy’s head hurt her since she kept banging it against the wall while muttering “If I hear the phrase – “isn’t he just the most….”- one more time!”

I don’t know what that was all about.  Sassy is a little weird. 

Once we had arrived and checked into our hotel, Kozmo came in a limo and took us for a visit to Buckingham Palace.  He showed us where he took down the evil and nefarious Mr. Chirpy.  He even re-enacted his great leap.  Oh, my, I just get goosebumps thinking about his bravery!  The Queen even came out and thanked him for his work – at least I think that is what she said – she talks a little funny. 

Afterwards, he took us back to the hotel to freshen up.  Of course I was perfectly desperate to see some more of Kozmo, but NOT with Old Lardbutt Sassy tagging along!  So I did what any smart kitty would do – I slipped my chaperon a Silver Vine Mickey Finn and left to meet up with Kozmo.  Sassy was snoring when I left.  I didn’t know cats could snore.

Kozmo really showed me great time in London.   He took me to Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant for dinner.  Normally there is a wait of several weeks for a table here, but Kozmo pulled some strings and got us in right away. 

We ended the night with a romantic horse carriage ride through Hyde Park. 

It did get a little awkward back at my hotel door, because , because, hmm, hmm, {whispers} don’t tell Kozmo, but I’ve never kissed a boykitty before…  I think that Kozmo is a little shy also, so we shook paws good night. 

The next day, Kozmo took Sassy and I out to brunch before our plane left.  Naturally, Kozmo completely dazzled Sassy – half way through the meal, her eyes were glazed over in awe.  I got to talk to Sassy a little bit more about Kozmo on the way home, but once again, she fell asleep.  I don’t know why she always sleeps when I talk about Kozmo.