Sassy: No more chocolate! Wait hang on a minute, I have to go get Mommie, after hearing the no chocolate thing, she is now trying to jump out the window.
Mommie: Okay, apparently, jumping out a window when you live in a one story house is not always successful.
Sassy: No more chips and french fries!Mommie: Hey, wait, wait, can you even eat a sandwich with out chips??? What will I eat in place of sandwiches?
Sassy: Salad. But no dressing, croutons or cheese.
Mommie: Now really Sassy, do I look like a rabbit?
Sassy: Well, now that you mention it, your ears are larger than normal and pink…….
Sassy: Because of high blood pressure, no more salt! And kitties, since the woman puts salt even on her watermelon and apple slices, this will be hard.
So Mommie, I am willing to negotiate on this. I will trade you a bag of chips for a bag of treats….
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Sorry to hear that there are no more treats for you.
P.S. Salt always brings out the sweetness in fruit.
NO TREATS!? DIET?
You want to get in your tunnel and teleport over? We have LOTS of treats here. And home made too!
Oh dear! Now you know why diet is a four letter word!
sassy...tell yur mom ewe will bee mor N happee ta haza diet
flounder, tuna samiches, trout, mackeral, snapper, whitefish, salmon....just KNOT BURD.......coz this stuff iz ALL good......
N sneekin sum treets yur way now two.....
We think your Mom ought to give you real meat treats! That way she can keep her chocolate.
Sassy, your negotiating skills are phenomenal!
PeeEss Tell your mom that my mom says that himalayan salt crystal is actually good for you and tastes wonderful!!
Love Austin xx
Allie: you TOO?? I told Mother every time she reached for one of those Dark Chocolate Raisins from Trader Joe's that I got one of my treats. Hrmpf. Let me know if it worked for YOU. Not so well over here....
Hmmm, what a clever idea... we should try this with the Rumbledad when he says we get too many treats (Rumblemum says we get just the right amount of treats. This is why we love her best.)
Salt on fruit? You just gave our (salt addicted) Mom an idea!!
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Could it be Spitty, perhaps?
Oh, and the peep was feeling super-duper sorry for your mom until she heard 'bout the salt on the fruit thing. Really? My peep adds sugar to stuff. She needs the sweetness, I think. purrs
Do you yak on all treats? Derby yak's when he gets Temptations, but not Greenies or Natural Sensations. Should you try other treat brands?
We like your way of compromising, Sassy. We hope you get to keep your treats.
poor Sassy! Yous yacks Treats!?!
And Kozmo is thinking the mancat is him, but me KNOWS it is His Kingliness - SPITTY!
You should have all the treats you please. The Human should just follow you around and hoover up any little stray piles you happen to hork up. Or maaaaaaybeeeeee, she should purchase super, extra-premium, high-quality treats that won't make you, um, barf.
Still, I like your rules for her. Make total sense to me, but my Human is cryin' just thinking about the deprivation.
Yes, that SHOULD be a cat rule: if cats can't have treats, neither can humans!
MOL!!! Sassy, You are awesome!! I hope she makes that trade!
SPITTY? Is HE the winner?
NO diet for you beautiful girl. You absoluetly do NOT need one.
At our house, the rule would be 'no more Cheez-Its.'
Oh, wait. We like those too!
Oh no, not a diet! We hope you can keep your treats.
Diet!? Oh no... Mom is talking about puting me (Sherlock) on one.. oh no treats would be so sad :'(
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