Shiny New Blog Header

Kitties - the very nice Ann of Zoolarty took pity on our tired old plain header and created us a new one.  Isn't it great?

P.S. Sassy - notice who is featured most on the header?  See, even strangers know who is the star of this blog!  Ha Ha!

Monday Musings With Sassy: The Wonders of Penicillin

Kitties - Today Mommie was running through the house playing chase with Callie.  She was saying "I gots the Callie, I gots the Callie".  I told her not to worry, that a big enough of dosage of penicillin will cure pretty much anything! 

Everyone but Callie laughed!

Yoga Pose #1419

The little known "Cat Legs Tucked Under" pose.**

 

 

**Sleepy eyes optional

 

Monday Musings With CALLIE, Not Ol' Thunderbutt Sassy

Kitties - Sassy is always soooo superior on Mondays because of her "musings" like she is some kind of brain trust!  So today I stole Monday musings from her just to show her that she is not the only deep thinker along here. 

Here are some of the deep thoughts that consume me on a daily basis: 

"Diamonds are a girls best friend"  - - well duh!  Who is stupid enough to doubt that!?! (Plus I look so good in sparklies!) 

"Does this fur make my butt look big?"  When a girlcat is lucky enough to have a handsome boycat friend like Kozmo, she must always look her best!

"Wearing spotted fur with stripes?"  Fashion forward or fashion disaster?

See....I don't know why Sassy insists on calling me the Spotted Airhead.......

Friday Songs With Callie: Sassy Eats Another Meal

Kitties - Don't think that I have not noticed that Sassy has been talking a lot of smack about me lately!  So I would like to dedicate this song to Sassy - the eating machine!  It used to be "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen.  I would say sing along Sassy, except you are busy eating....

 

Sassy walks into the kitchen

The floors shake when she walks,                     
How can she be hungry again?                                    
Machine mouth ready to go

Are you ready                                      
Ready to feed Sassy                 
Is the world cat food supply stocked up now?                          
Put Royal Canin on double shifts                                             
Sassy is eating again

Sassy eats yet another meal                                   
Sassy eats yet another meal                 
And another meal eaten, and another one eaten                     
Sassy eats yet another meal                                         
Hey, she gonna eat your food too                                            
Sassy eats yet another meal

Remember to Sing Loud, Sing Long and Sing Often!!

 

 

 

Disclaimer from Sassy:  I would just like to say that at our last visit to the V.E.T., she said that I was the PERFECT weight and that I did not need to diet.  Just because, unlike a certain Spotted Airhead, I don't wish to be a skinny Paris fur model........

 

 

 

 

 

The Spotted Airhead Gets Into Trouble

Kitties - today, my Mommie was very, very mean to me!  She went out to the garage and being the loving and wonderful kitty that I am, I followed her out there.  And yeah, okay, she **might** have told me a **few** times (Mommie here:  make that hundreds of times!!) not to go out there, but I like it in the garage!  And yeah okay, maybe I ran and hid from her when she was trying to put me back in the house.  But was that any reason to yell "No bad kitty" at me??  I do not like the NO word......

 

I think that I am just going to go hide from the mean Mommie!  And can anyone tell me why Sassy is mad at Mommie for not filming my punishment??

 

 



Monday Musings With Sassy: Crazy Sisfurs

Kitties- I hope you had a nice Easter.  Mine was not so much.  You see I live with the Spot Airhead.  In case you have been living under a rock and did not know this - the Spotted Airhead (a.k.a. Callie) is INSANE!! 

I spent most of this last weekend dodging her.  She chased me off the bed, under the bed, around the room and out of the room!  No place was safe from her!  Picture me calmly walking past the bed.  Picture a stinking white spotted paw grabbing at me without notice. 

I am exhausted!  Is a Spotted Airhead-free zone too much to ask for??

 

(Why play with a boring old cat toy when you can play with your sisfur's mind?  Teehee!!)