Dante, your many ladycat fans want to know:
What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature? Efurryone tells me that I have a handsome face, but then
peoples like my very floofy body, too – especially my mane. And then some folks go gaga over my huge paws
and my furrisome tocks. So, I don’t
really know. I just has to go with what
peoples comment about. My mama says my face is the most handsomest she’s ever seen,
but I never looks at myself so I has to take her words for it.
Describe your perfect ladycat. Well, my sweetheart Sascha is the embodiment of my purrfect
ladycat. She is most booteous. She has lotsa furs like me, but they are a
lovely light shade of apurricot, and her belly is to die for; it is so
floofalicious. Sascha also has bootiful
blue eyes that make me melt, and a little heart-shaped nose. But most of all, she has a good heart and loves
me just like I love her. I like it that
Sascha’s eyes light up efurry time she sees me and that she’s very
cuddlesome. Between the two of us, we
are one big ball of fur, I tell you! She
also keeps me in line and licks me into shape when I needs it (purrsonal
hygiene is very impawtant). My purrfect
ladycat is a purrfect life partner – and that is Sascha.
I fancy myself a real gentlemancat so I don’t has a pickup line. I also don’t has any putdown lines because I like to be respectful. I prefur to be genuine and if that attracts a ladycat then that’s great. It’s what I love about Sascha – she loves me for who I really yam and vice versa. I had a girlfriend before Sascha, but I hardly ever got to see her and then we just lost touch. Sometimes things just don’t work out.
What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who
would like to snag a hot mancat like you? My advice is to just be yourself and don’t put on airs (like farting in public). That can be kind of off-putting to some
mancats (or any cat for that matter). If
you really has to do it, just excuse yourself first and go to the ladycat
litterbox. Don’t chase the mancat -- let him chase you. Allow your feminine wiles to do their
work. Lifting your tail (without
farting) will usually do the trick.
What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat
wannabe’s out there? Don’t be too aggressive or be a pest. No ladycat wants a mancat who is too clingy
(especially if he is clinging to her neck).
Stand proudly and have confidence in yourself. There’s nothing hotter than a mancat who
believes in himself. Grooming is also very impawtant. Make sure there’s no food stuck in your teeth
or your fur because that can be a real turn-off (although it may come in handy
as a late night snack). A good brushing
is essential. If you want to be a matinee-idol type, (ironically) you must
first get rid of your mats. No ladycat
wants to run her claws through your furs and hit a snag. Most of all, allow your purrsonality to shine because that
will help you find your way when the going gets tough. Besides, ladycats love a mancat with a glow
about him. High beams on, boys!
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