Dante, your many ladycat fans want to know:
What do you think is your most handsome mancat feature? Efurryone tells me that I have a handsome face, but then peoples like my very floofy body, too – especially my mane. And then some folks go gaga over my huge paws and my furrisome tocks. So, I don’t really know. I just has to go with what peoples comment about. My mama says my face is the most handsomest she’s ever seen, but I never looks at myself so I has to take her words for it.
Describe your perfect ladycat. Well, my sweetheart Sascha is the embodiment of my purrfect ladycat. She is most booteous. She has lotsa furs like me, but they are a lovely light shade of apurricot, and her belly is to die for; it is so floofalicious. Sascha also has bootiful blue eyes that make me melt, and a little heart-shaped nose. But most of all, she has a good heart and loves me just like I love her. I like it that Sascha’s eyes light up efurry time she sees me and that she’s very cuddlesome. Between the two of us, we are one big ball of fur, I tell you! She also keeps me in line and licks me into shape when I needs it (purrsonal hygiene is very impawtant). My purrfect ladycat is a purrfect life partner – and that is Sascha.
I fancy myself a real gentlemancat so I don’t has a pickup line. I also don’t has any putdown lines because I like to be respectful. I prefur to be genuine and if that attracts a ladycat then that’s great. It’s what I love about Sascha – she loves me for who I really yam and vice versa. I had a girlfriend before Sascha, but I hardly ever got to see her and then we just lost touch. Sometimes things just don’t work out.
What advice would you give to the ladycats out there who would like to snag a hot mancat like you? My advice is to just be yourself and don’t put on airs (like farting in public). That can be kind of off-putting to some mancats (or any cat for that matter). If you really has to do it, just excuse yourself first and go to the ladycat litterbox. Don’t chase the mancat -- let him chase you. Allow your feminine wiles to do their work. Lifting your tail (without farting) will usually do the trick.What advice would you give to all of the hot mancat wannabe’s out there? Don’t be too aggressive or be a pest. No ladycat wants a mancat who is too clingy (especially if he is clinging to her neck). Stand proudly and have confidence in yourself. There’s nothing hotter than a mancat who believes in himself. Grooming is also very impawtant. Make sure there’s no food stuck in your teeth or your fur because that can be a real turn-off (although it may come in handy as a late night snack). A good brushing is essential. If you want to be a matinee-idol type, (ironically) you must first get rid of your mats. No ladycat wants to run her claws through your furs and hit a snag. Most of all, allow your purrsonality to shine because that will help you find your way when the going gets tough. Besides, ladycats love a mancat with a glow about him. High beams on, boys!