Monday, October 29, 2012

Monday Musings With Sassy: Stupid Human Questions

Kitties - Today's musings is actually not on a cat related subject, but rather something that happened to my Mommie.  She is old, really old and she has had many jobs.  Back a long, long time ago she worked at a hotel as a phone operator.  This was so long ago cell phones were not widely in use!  She used to get some of the stupidest questions asked of her and she always wanted to give a snarky answer but of course could not.  So in today's posting she is going to give you the answers that she wished she could have.  Sorry I am not musin' today, but it has gotten cold here in Dallas and frankly I would rather be snoozin' than musin'!

Caller Hmm, yes, are you still located at Coit and LBJ?
MeNo, we got tired of the scenery and moved all 20 floors of the hotel down one block.  You can now find us at Coit and Forest!

Caller:  Room 412
MeThat line is busy.
Caller Well, how much longer will he be on the phone?
MeWell, I going to give him just five more minutes then I am going to go to his room and make him hang up!  Try back in six minutes.....

Caller I need to speak to my husband in Room 930.
MeI am sorry that line is not answering.
Caller Well, just where is he?
MeWell according to the GPS we make ALL of our guests wear, he is currently in a bar off of Harry Hines trying to get himself a little something, something - if you know what I mean!

CallerYes, I am in Room 1220.  Can I use the phone in the bathroom to call out?
CallerWill they know that I am in the bathroom?
MeOnly if you yell out "Score!" at the wrong time!

CallerCan you tell me how to get to your hotel from the airport?
MeSure, which airport are you flying into?
CallerUmm, I don't know.  Does it matter?
MeNo not at all.  Just drive towards all of the big tall buildings, then drive around in circles for 5-6 hours.  You are bound to pass by us eventually!


The Paw Relations said...

MOL! Those are great answers.

Mr. Black said...

The lady says, "THANKS" for the laughing out loud moments. She really did laugh out loud.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

MOUSES! Those were pretty silly questions peeps asked of your mom, huh? Makes you wonder... I mean... why are THEY the ones in charge of the can openers? purrs

Colehaus Cats said...

LOL & MOL! Those are hilarious! Stay warm! Purrs...

Katnip Lounge said...

Snappy answers to stupid questions ALWAYS crack us up!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Our Mum was laughing at your blog today - she said it's funny how what you want to say and what your actually say can be so different.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

LOL! Great answers. It is amazing the questions people ask sometimes.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Ha, they're great! Ah yes, would that we humans could say what we really think, at least sometimes. :-)

BTW, we can't figure out why your posts don't show up in our Reader on a daily basis, but seem to accumulate and then get dumped int Google Reader all at once!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

sassy....theez bee price less...yur mom shuld due a book !!!

Sparkle said...

OMC, humans are stupid. Sheesh!

CATachresis said...

Oh YES!!!! I've had similar jobs and I practically had to staple my lips together!!! Great answers MOL

Kat said...

Great Q and A session :) purrrs

The Island Cats said...

Haha! Your mom is funny!

Gigi said...

See, now THAT'S what the Human would like to be able to do when her students (or worse, their pawrents) ask her stoopid stoopid things! But then she'd get fired and I would starve. So better not.

A Tonl said...

MOL! We love your answers!

Unknown said...

Bwa! Ha! Ha!
Mommy helps out on help desk for a software company, today they got a call, We can't get into Theatre manager.
What exactly is the problem? Is the Login screen not coming up?
No, the computer is not coming on.
Can you check and see if your computer is plugged in?
Oh, my power bar is turned off. its booting up now.