Okay, mencats, sit up and pay attention - I present Sexy Ladycat Dai$y:
1. What makes you a sexy ladycat? Gracious, that would be my entire existence as known to mankind and the entire animal population of the universe; look up beauty, grace, and elegance in the dictionary and you're sure to spot a picture of ME...dai$y, Queen of Cats, Royalty of Trout Towne. What do you think is your sexiest feature? Actually, that's hard to define; I don't want to say my face as then my tail floof would feel bad and I don't want to say my mane, as it sheds out in spring and summer and I miss it until fall and winter, and I don't want to say my exquisite coat, as sometimes it DOES give me grooming issues and then my paws would feel left out.......
2. When did you first discover you were a Sexy Ladycat? The day I was born; when people and animals gathered from far and wide to admire my beauty, grace and elegance and offer congratulations to my mom and dad, on giving birth to the FABulous Miss D, and the paparazzi were scrambling to get my photo for their newscast, magazine, and newspaper.
3. Describe your perfect mancat. The Pink Panther....I mean what gal doesn't like the color pink; well, or purple, emerald green, ruby red..... AND he's not much of a talker so I would be able to dedicate the entire conversation to ME. Will your brofurs have to approve of any mancat you date? Hhhhmmpppphhhh...unless the stupid boys are going to pay me $98, 388.75 or get me a life time membership to the spa.... I do as I please.
4. How do you show a mancat you are interested? You gals know I have a 360 degree mirror set up in my room so I can gaze upon myself at my leisure... I think that just letting them see my beauty would perk up their dull and boring life!
6. What should a mancat do to impress you? He can start off on the right paw by stating how FABulous I am; and he should try to have a clean butt.....even though I should be able to walk side by side with him, sometimes say...you're like at the mall and it's crowded... and you have to walk single file.... who wants to look at a dirty butt...if you know what I mean.
8. Do you have a special mancat in your life? Right now there is Cody who is brother to Sheba of Sheba's life story: http://www.shebaslifestory.
9. Are you open to being contacted by the any of the many handsome mancats of the blogosphere? Certainly...here's my cell number: 1 800 324794732285687 ore 1 800 dai$y is FABulous but please remember if I don't respond immediately I MAY be gazing at myself in my mirror.
So mencats....feel free to submit your application for Ms. Dai$y's affections below!