Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Trouble's Tall Tales: Trouble Goes Shopping For A Mattress

Kitties, yesterday while I was watching TV and idly cleaning my furs, I saw a commercial advertising mattresses.  Well, I know as a cat, quality of sleep is very important, plus since I am now a STAR, I need my beauty sleep.  I decided Mommie needed a new mattress.  So, off I went shopping. 

At the first store I stopped at, the salesperson asked me “whats your sleep number?” I didn’t particularly think that was any of his business, but I told him that on a good day, I sleep number was about 18 hours.  He said that, no I didn’t understand, if I got on the display bed, HE would tell me my number.  WELL!  He obviously has not heard that I already have a boy cat friend!  I quickly left. 
Next I went to a store that featured “pillow top” mattresses.  I did not stay there long.  This concept did not make sense to me at all.  If I want a nice squishy top on my mattress, I just have to jump on the bed and get on Mommie’s stomach – it is very squishy!

After those two failed stores, I decided what I really need to do is talk Mommie into getting a water bed.  I mean think about it – if you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty, all you have to do is extend a claw and presto! – instant water fountain!


Sparkle said...

I think the concept of sleeping and not having to get up to have a drink of water is awesome! All beds should have that function!

Shaggy and Scout said...

We have a water bed! Mom & Dad have had it since the 80's.....!
We love napping on it!

The Island Cats said...

Oh yeah...a water bed sounds like an excellent idea!

Unknown said...

Dear Sweet Pea,
I would sleep on any bed that had you on it! Nellie let me see your post in the ~pose~
I have printed it off and it is in my hideout where I sleep at night!
Your Sweet Ba Boo

Unknown said...

Thanks yous for stopping by and purraying for me! me is feeling better, but me is far from 100%. Me is sure me is so good from alls the Purrayers and Good wishes and love from my friends.
Thanks yous Callie and Sassy!